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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City

Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML

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By sorrynotsorry - 19/08/2014 02:59 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 08:42

Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML

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By Keesha - 18/03/2021 19:30 - United States - Loveland

Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML

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By Abcporn - 25/09/2013 23:22 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to work at my job as a secretary. I had been given the task to file my boss's collection of Playboy magazines alphabetically by name of the centerfold. There was one for every month from the years of 1980 until now. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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By Sariitaa_fml - 18/11/2017 19:00

Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with a Stranger” and turned to laugh only to find the 70-year-old store manager smiling and winking at me. FML

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By beurk - 06/02/2015 05:18 - France - Paris

Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by his "nice old guy" demeanour, only glancing at the item in question as I handed it to him. It was a porn mag. FML

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By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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xxDeeStar 27

Saturday 24 December 2016 1:10

There's nothing wrong with that! You can never stop being sexy ;) Good for her!

yumyumbiscuits 14

Saturday 24 December 2016 1:58

Give the woman what she wants!

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OneGuySixDemons 23

Saturday 24 December 2016 1:07

So... does your boss have good taste, at least?

xxDeeStar 27

Saturday 24 December 2016 1:10

There's nothing wrong with that! You can never stop being sexy ;) Good for her!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 December 2016 1:21

Make sure whatever you get, it's crotchless. She might not have the time or the range-of-motion to drop trou in case the lingerie works on an unsuspecting target.

yumyumbiscuits 14

Saturday 24 December 2016 1:58

Give the woman what she wants!

Bugaboo38 3

Saturday 24 December 2016 2:02

Big deal. 70 somethings have sex lives, too.

claudiajean 24

Saturday 24 December 2016 2:30

... and? It's not like she wants you to watch her try it on

bearbear120 27

Saturday 24 December 2016 2:31

That seems like an inappropriate thing for an employer to ask of an employee regardless of age.

cootiequeen4444 11

Saturday 24 December 2016 2:44

What the hell is your job? I mean, there is nothing wrong with a 70 yr old having a sex life, but I can't think of an expertise where ordering lingerie for your boss off magazines would be in your contract. Seems like a rather innapropiate request at a workplace. Or anywhere really?

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 24 December 2016 4:34

So apparently bosses and their employees aren't allowed to be friends with one another and ask each other for gifts?

CastaP 12

Saturday 24 December 2016 4:46

"I'm a guy." Now THAT would be legendarily awkward.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 24 December 2016 8:24

I don't see why this is a problem unless you're picturing your boss in that lingerie. In which case STOP IMAGINING YOUR BOSS IN LINGERIE!

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