By anon - 20/12/2016 23:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

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Today, after taking a guy home and getting frisky, he woke up in the middle of the night, got out of bed, and peed on my desk. That's 2 years of uni work and my laptop soaked through. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I always tell people, "Back up your data!" in case of fire, theft or a pissing contest.

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kaitlynjane 28

Where you guys incredibly drunk, or does he just like to do these things for fun? SERIOUSLY CONFUSED!

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tigerthepredator 16

Why would you sleep with a disgusting man like that?

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Kaylana_fml 31

I sincerely doubt anyone can accurately profile a person for the very specific characteristic of "looks like he may urinate on furniture and/or electronics, better not invite this one over. "

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Kaylana_fml 31

I mean, maybe if he/she picked him up outside of a mental health care facility, or a four legged friend from the pound?

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The_Avatar 22

Haha im guessing there wont be a second date huh?

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RichardPencil 30

I always tell people, "Back up your data!" in case of fire, theft or a pissing contest.

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kaitlynjane 28

Where you guys incredibly drunk, or does he just like to do these things for fun? SERIOUSLY CONFUSED!

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GigaPudding_fml 24

My guess is that he did it in his sleep? I've heard of it happening before, one of my friend's dates peed on her pillow...

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tj4234 35

Could be sleeping beauty syndrome. My friend has it and has done shit like this before in his own house.

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alvarny 17

he's just making his territory. he owns you now.

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pedinhuh 23

Was he high or something? I don't think anyone can screw up like this when they are drunk, seriously.

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coolmike699 26

I had a college roommate who pissed in the microwave when he was drunk

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xxmollyxx 25

I had three friends sleep over at my house once and we woke up to a pile of shit on one of the chairs in the kitchen, so these things do happen, unfortunately! Don't know which one of them it was though.

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Namenlos_fml 20

I'd go as far as to say it's more likely to happen while drunk because of how alcohol fills the bladder

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ycgfy 3

Wow that's awful. I'm a hypocrite for saying that because I've done something similar while drunk one night. I got out of bed and pissed on my (now ex) girlfriend's mirror with her makeup stacked at the bottom. She woke up and freaked out while she said my eyes were closed with a goofy smile. I then laid back down and went back to sleep while she angrily cleaned up the mess. We didn't last much longer after that.

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kAPISH 29

The harddrive is most likely still okay though. Plug it into another computer and try, don't give up your hopes yet

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The_Voytek_Bear 14

If you don't keep such important documents in a folder synced with OneDrive or other cloud storage, you fully deserve it. And you might actually choose better the guys you sleep with next time.

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