Sex and Intimacy: Busted

Busted

By Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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Gross

By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Fred - 20/03/2015 01:06 - United States - Kingston

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 01:20 - United States

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box saying, "Love, mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 13:46

Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML

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By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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samarjit_khanna 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:19

What was the brother doing listening to his little sister having sex. Ewww... **** his life..

ashleyy_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:07

HAHA. Embarrassment.

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ashleyy_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:07

HAHA. Embarrassment.

Herropreez17 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:40

Why steal condoms from your brother? Get your own you lazy bitch.

whogivesafuck88 10

Tuesday 4 September 2012 5:21

Um everyone knows That's the guys job. Besides. Better steal them and be safe than risk it

Iamevil123 16

Thursday 3 January 2013 21:08

Haha pwned!

mastercrammer 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:11

THAT IS SO EMBARASSING! Hahaha next time, don't forget to bring condoms. Better yet, do it somewhere else from now on.

VampireKiller59 0

Friday 9 April 2010 16:38

i agree but wouldnt she know if her brother was there while they were having sex? 0.o

RunnerBack33 1

Monday 28 June 2010 10:00

your brother is made if pure win

dragonstrike94 8

Saturday 7 April 2012 1:54

Not the same room

ThLast_Huntr22 7

Saturday 4 June 2016 17:33

Even better, don't do it lol

Eatitout 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:12

LMFAO, That's great! if he knows already take the whole damn box :D

Izabushel 65

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:56

Hahaha! But where will she go when they run out?

samarjit_khanna 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:19

What was the brother doing listening to his little sister having sex. Ewww... **** his life..

thatfunnyguy77 0

Monday 27 February 2012 1:52

Poop

GamingTroller101 12

Saturday 25 June 2016 19:53

Sometimes you can't block out the noise since its in the same house.

commonsense 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:27

hahhahahahhaha the creepy, FYL part of that is that your having sex with everyone home and that your brother is listening in EDIT: damn 4 beat me

Jordn_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:42

LOL. Thats kinda gross though. Also, having sex while people are home is just asking for a "FML" moment.

sunshyne84_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:46

if hes that loud her brother cant help but hear, i doubt he was listening on purpose anyway if ur old enough to have sex, ur old enough to get ur own damn condoms!!

ilikepie789 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:42

and your own house

acze 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:46

it should be FHL, he could hear his sister and her bf having sex... your brother is funny, now take it somewhere else.

Critter456 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 23:43

I agree, op's brother sounds awsome! I'd rather buy my own condoms than sneak them from my brother... that's just asking for an awkward moment. I hope you told your b/f what your brother said about him...

alex_vik 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:46

A. That's what you get for having sex at home. B. That's what you get for not using your own condoms. C. That's what you get for dating a guy that screams like a girl. D. That's what you get for having sex at such a young age. E. That's what you get for having loud sex at home.