Intimacy: Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa...

By lonewolf2701 - 22/11/2009 09:15 - United States

Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML

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By CalebNotShomo - 25/12/2014 15:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML

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By pops up - 01/12/2011 22:25 - United States

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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By Marou - 25/12/2008 01:54 - France

Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 14:27 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML

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By bakergirl - 16/11/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML

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By homerr123 - 23/12/2013 17:35 - India - Mumbai

Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML

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By embarrassedhubby - 18/09/2010 03:48 - Canada

Today, when I came home from work, I saw my wife in nothing but black boots and a Santa hat. My boss and coworker were with me. I now have guys wanting to have a threesome with us. FML

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By B - 18/12/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML

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By HOe HOe HOe - 02/11/2011 02:36 - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

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stupiddumbblonde 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:26

hahahahahaha. come on people, get a sense of Humor. :) not an FML!!

lsfry 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:21

sexual harassment anyone?

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123e3 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:19

FIRST! And ew

sexyscooter 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 6:59

thats HILARIOUS!!

lsfry 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:21

sexual harassment anyone?

My2864 1

Tuesday 1 June 2010 22:34

awww **** off thats no sexual harresment... thats epic its called a joke get over yourself

xiShawnx 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 14:50

Win

cayytee 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 22:34

sounds like op is just trying to make a joke so we all think he/she is funny. posting for attention

TheCowCollector 2

Sunday 1 December 2013 18:11

Get a ******* sense of humor!

stupiddumbblonde 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:26

hahahahahaha. come on people, get a sense of Humor. :) not an FML!!

666Broghan666 0

Monday 10 May 2010 8:22

AGREED. :3

hollyman 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:17

ikr!!!

ibanez330 2

Tuesday 3 January 2012 0:25

I couldnt agree more!

elgordito_fml 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:28

hahaha that sucks

Laxloverr24 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:29

hahaha ydi for no having a sense of humor! you can just delete the picture. not a big deal.

Laxer21 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 4:11

yeah. just a joke

YellowKettleBell 31

Friday 4 April 2014 2:38

still gross.

Super_Vegetto 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:32

G5guy 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:34

so what? delete it and move on.

604 11

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:36

LOL

clarke1986 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:37

how come my comments never show up... testing...1...2...3...

Rico5037 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:42

Oh no fyl because your boss has a sense of humor..

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