Transportation: Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex.... - FML

By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

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Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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Kinda sus

By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

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Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

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You deserved it 9 349

By skinny dipper - 21/10/2011 02:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

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You deserved it 12 758

By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 40 964

Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 921

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 05/06/2021 08:00

Today, my mom walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. Later, police turned up because mom thought she was underage. I had to desperately prove to some very angry officers that I met my girlfriend at university, and she’s almost a year older than I am. FML

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You deserved it 188

By DemCherries - 28/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Overland Park

Spicy

Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML

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Adventure time

By Spice gone wrong - 31/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML

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You deserved it 145

By Khrixas_069 - 18/06/2011 07:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

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Top comments

aeslehc_ 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:08

YDI, you could have had sex somewhere else.

ROFLsyrup 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:20

YDI for doing it in your dad's SUV. I'd never even THINK of doing something like that.

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mcfaily 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:07

hot!

jannie22 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 6:03

dude it's my girlfriend and i

dirtbiker267 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:58

Stick to your moms minivan silly

Nickb55 16

Thursday 20 March 2014 4:01

Actually "my girlfriend and me" is grammatically correct.

aeslehc_ 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:08

YDI, you could have had sex somewhere else.

greendaygirl999 5

Wednesday 10 March 2010 8:46

Ahaha you probably left stains and he has to see that everyday on his way to work

silvac13 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:00

Hey, its a moving museum or something :P

connorgrant98 24

Monday 5 January 2015 2:53

Use your own car if you do decide to have car sex and find an abandoned area.

rambles 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:10

bahahahahah

hiimme 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:11

ha #4

tellithowitis 13

Friday 20 April 2012 15:09

The awkward moment when you are number 4....

Mexico_WC2018 16

Sunday 1 March 2015 4:58

that might be the joke

FMLjudge007 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:13

what the **** he arrested you I could understand if he was the girls dad, but a guys dad shouldn't get mad that his son's getting pussy, he shouldve been cool about it and just give u a warning or something

blankaex 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 6:53

Where does it say he got arrested?

Viper32233223 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:15

LMFAO and # 5!!

TrollTrollTroll 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:16

^^^ Yea that guy above me is a loser.

Bertha5 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:15

#6 ahhahha. retarrdd. tra awwwkkkkwaarrdd.

ROFLsyrup 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:20

YDI for doing it in your dad's SUV. I'd never even THINK of doing something like that.

gobbledegook 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:24

FYL

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