By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
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cdatribe23 0

hahaha sounds like my sister... she's 14.

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giantsfan2010 23

I really hope you punished him for that.

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giantsfan2010 23

I really hope you punished him for that.

39 4
KiwiLime 0

yeah, seriously! that is just disturbing.

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

But he really had to go. D: All she has to do is grab his hand and run away from the 'crime' scene.

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BREADEDELF 3

I usually squat over open man holes when I really have to go. Especially when I'm 5 years old and could quite possibly fall in and die. But y'know, if you gotta go...

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

rub his nose in it, it's the only way he'll learn.

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

Rofl, ^^^. My mom did that to my dog.... I cried!

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EffinAhole 0

He's lucky a Ninja Turtle didn't jump out and kick his ass!

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Thunderpants12 2

Hahahaha! That is awesome. Your son is ok in my book.

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GoSmegma 0

that's really dangerous...you should pay more attention to your child!

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crazycornn 0

I dunno, I think that the parent wasn't doing much wrong by not expecting their kid to take a shit in a manhole while their head was turned...

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supernice 0

the kid is five, the parent should expect their son to do stupid stuff and they should pay more attention. a 5 year old could have easily fallen down and died.

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eljacko 1

@ #35 I laughed so hard I sprayed spittle all over the monitor. Basically, what I'm saying is curse you and your funniness!

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Crimsonhead 0

Where'd he learn that? You're the one raising him. Monkey see, monkey do.

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whatfml 0

I think it bad enough you let your son onto a street while your looking through windows. best parent ever (Y)

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QWERTYCommander 5

No, the best parents are the ones who think they can critique other parent's behavior over the internet.

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brennaaa13 11

My parents don't do anything like that, and I probably would. Parent sometimes don't have anything to do with it.

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x_pgmg 3

lmfao how random xD Guess he really had to go, watch your kid more closely and always ask if he has to go!

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aekkoukla 0

this brings the question "did he fall in" to a whole new level.

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DrunkTerrorist 0

how do you not notice your son taking a shit, like seriously come on now

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GoingLesbian 0

What? you turn your head for a split moment, his drawers are dropped and his face goes red. Seems beyond possible to me.

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BeautifulDizaztr 0

Hmmm,...yeah this is normal. You mean everyone doesn't randomly shit in the street? I foresee years of therapy in that kids future.

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georggx 3

you should take better care of him.. god knows what else could of happened whilst you weren't looking..

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bamagrl410 31

Seriously. OP needs to learn to keep an eye on the kid rather than the store window. He couldn't walked into the street and gotten hot by a car or been snatched up from the sidewalk by someone. Not necessarily very likely, but probably just as likely as the fact that he took a dump in a manhole hahaha.

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lillypilly35 0

how bout holding his hand so he doesn't run away or SHIT INTO A MANHOLE!!

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deaper 16

Yes sir! I second that THANK YOU! you're damn LUCKY your kid didn't FALL into the manhole! DUMBASS!

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rgermain 0

that kids got skills. I'm not a very good public hoverer.

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