Kids: Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger...

By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 17:07 - South Africa

Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML

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By Titi14 - 04/03/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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By sniper foxeh - 29/07/2018 01:30

Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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Doortje 29

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:18

Exactly how much younger was this brother? :|

PurpleSleep 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:26

Well, one does not have to be Indiana Jones to enjoy the pleasure of a golden shower.

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Doortje 29

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:18

Exactly how much younger was this brother? :|

Ali_Br_fml 33

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:48

if he's old enough to tell op, he's old enough to know better. I'd Rip him a new one if my little brother was urinating in my car... sheesh (good thing I don't have a little brother.) OP's friend must not have been there or the fml would read, "My little brother pissed in my car, and I got sent to prison for manslaughter... My appeal was revoked, and now I'm serving a life sentence..." or something like that...

the_flirtt 0

Friday 17 December 2010 0:38

thats a little harsh.

brightnite 0

Monday 20 December 2010 16:31

Rub his face in it

Blazingcrono 6

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:24

Shouldn't you feel it...?

PurpleSleep 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:26

Well, one does not have to be Indiana Jones to enjoy the pleasure of a golden shower.

zp5 4

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:27

Lol. You sat in pee.

unidentified_sta 5

Friday 17 December 2010 0:17

I know lol pee. Urine, composition of urea/uric acid wastes, salts and stuff. Makes me giggle.

Ismellwin 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:27

He's like your own personal little seat warmer.

DahkLohd 4

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:31

That must stink.

perdix 29

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:32

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. But it's worse to be both.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:34

Some people enjoy the latter, hell I pay extra fir it every Saturday!

perdix 29

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:57

Maybe you can skip a few Saturdays and save up for a Cleveland Steamer, y'know, shake up the routine.

iliketurdles 7

Friday 17 December 2010 1:35

Or maybe even a Dirty Sanchez? I hear they are really popular this time of year..

FFyourLIFE 0

Friday 17 December 2010 11:41

I didn't know what a Dirty Sanchez was until I saw this comment and looked it up.. I didn't know what the other thing was either.. My boyfriend had to tell me.. :(

satomi_ishida 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:35

And yet your friend didn't warn you or you must not have noticed how upset she was. Or she has a great sense of humor if he's able to laugh at you and not cowering in fear of his sister cause I'd bring on the woop @$$ to mine if he did that.

zp5 4

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:43

"I'd bring on the woop at money money to mine if he did that." That doesn't make sense.

satomi_ishida 0

Friday 17 December 2010 1:47

Trying not to curse thanks -_- lol I'll use stars next time. Happy? :P Wait, don't answer that because I know you'll just troll it up. xD

zp5 4

Friday 17 December 2010 5:09

If you used stars, it would've said, "I'd bring on the woop star star star to mine if he did that." And then I would've said that that doesn't makes sense either. So either way, it won't make sense.