By IRum - 11/08/2011 08:45 - Russian Federation

Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late for work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML
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RabidBunny 10

Russian toddlers are badass!

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HowAreYouToday 34

Ha ha... I used to do that to my older bro too

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je_suis_fml 11

She's adorably dangerous... smh @ the shit that toddlers and old people pull and get away with.

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chris71sk8r 8

1-Your profile pic brings back memories!

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Stonedmanalex 0

Yes number 1 good choice in profile picture

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CryMoreFMLs 14

This FML reminds me of the guy that got the shit beat out of him for laughing at a kid that slipped in some mud.

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Futacy 29

Here, in Soviet Russia, if you don't take little sister on rides, your testicles go on wild ride!

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Futacy 29

Here, in Soviet Russia, if you don't take little sister on rides, your testicles go on wild ride.

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texaslonghorn 0

"politely refused"? Yeah I'm calling bullshit on that.

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NastyNinja31 0

Wait your old enough to have a job and u have a 3 yr old sister

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Brool_Story_Co 17

He was probably like, "I have more important things to do than take your lazy ass to the amusement park." And then she punched him. YDI asshole, there's no need to be a dick to your sister

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Brool_Story_Co 17

Way to mod the comment that I was replying to, now it looks stupid

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EvilPotato 14

that three year old has some mad skills.

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False_Stupidity 41

Toddler 1 : Adult 0.... But yes, OW is definitely an understatement.

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Pixxio_O 11

She was just checking if you had some :)

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mizuki123 8

#99 I don't think he can ground his sister..

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Skulll 13

Thats what you get for messing with toddlers.

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Jvr91 8

2 shouldn't you be rioting

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themaddog 0

61- if you haven't heard, the riots are in London. She does not live in London. But it's okay if you are a dumbass, because I dont hate you for it.

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Brool_Story_Co 17

Actually they are rioting in other cities now too. Like Birmingham, Manchester, and Liverpool. Watch the news a bit bro.

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shanie123 10

ouch....kids are something else aren't they

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Carpy 8

Something else? Yea. They're pains in the ass, especially an undisciplined brat like this one seems to be.

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slightlypyro1996 4

I find this hard to ********** to ********** to

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TiffanyTX 8

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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beetboxboy 9

Well if it involves hitting a guys balls, then thats true

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rulerofwow 0

yeah, things can get messy when a girl doesn't get what SHE wants >.>

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RabidBunny 10

Russian toddlers are badass!

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j_cat187 19

Omfg dude word for word I dident even see ur comment crazy...

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im_bored_tired 12

damn. that must hurt? punch her in the boobs. that hurts girls like it hurts us being hit in the balls.

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vballchck 0

I'm guessing his 3 year old sister doesn't have boobs, but nice effort

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themaddog 0

It doesn't hurt as horribly. I would know. I have both.

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mchakkiwala 0

if you're a fat dude, you have man boobs or "moobs" not boobs

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Babalu722 3

im not sure anything is comparable to a swift nutshot

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SW500 13

You apparently have never had a large inguinal hernia repair.

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SW500 13

You apparently have never had a large inguinal hernia repair.

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TBMFan 0

You're Stupid. She's. Only. THREE. Frikken. Years. Old. -.-

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purpleninjaa 0

9 - she's three years old you dumbass. You can't punch her back. If you do your in trouble.

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Link5794 18

Well, an inguinal hernia is in the same area.

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Link5794 18

Well, an inguinal hernia is in the same area.

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AllyCat23 9

Next time when you refuse give her some candy or something to distract her. It works with my nephew!!

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404wan 19

that way he wont learn to accept "no" and that he wont always get his way though.

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Perdition 4

There's no kitchen for her at an amusement park... What does she want to go there for?

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EmilyShmemily496 0

11 You did NOT just go there.

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some1azn 0

You make little girls cook for you? Pedo? ...

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BelleBelle_fml 11

If you want your woman to always be in the kitchen, then she will never be in your bed.

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