By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
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chickenwalrus 14

"Lucky Sperm" haha good name

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seeunexttuesdays 6

Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D

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chickenwalrus 14

"Lucky Sperm" haha good name

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katsteak 0

Your a special accident :3

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audreyy062 2

i moderated this! and yeah no one cares, which is precisely why im saying it

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flockz 19

everyone's a winner!

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audreyy062 2

i moderated this! and yeah no one cares, which is precisely why im saying it

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LoveShotLemon 5

oh "the one that got away" that'll be a story in their family for generations

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Keyman1212 14

If you're lucky, his doctor will be paying for your college! You lucky duck you!

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Iamnotmyself 17

Your life sucks. Wait you're alive arnt you? It would be a FYnonexistantlife. I'm not sure what to vote.

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flockz 19

dont you mean lucky sperm? lol

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gntfmlingnow 12

Or your mom cheated on him and he doesnt know

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mduffy08 8

everything happens for a reason....

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freshV43 0

Dont worry my mom tells me I was an accident to

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TheresNoEffingwa 7

Most of us were mistakes. Some of us still are.

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Iamnotmyself 17

-62 A protein shake. It actually is very healthy for you, helps prevent cancer whitens teeth. Want me to shake some up for you?

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jake1632 9

It appears your sarcasm detectors are broken, sir, or I didn't make it obvious enough.

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gomie 0

You must be a fantastic swimmer !!

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jake1632 9

I'm just gonna shut up now.

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Holy_ish 19

lol he was one hell of a sperm to survive all of that

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AnagenisisZagus 13

105- Yeah, you do that. Until you fully grasp the definition of sarcasm and leave behind that blasphemy you so willingly spouted, you are grounded, young man.

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jake1632 9

117, do you even know what blasphemy is? What higher power am I disrespecting, you df?

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jillianmathers12 13

I thought you were gonna shut up?!

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TheRealHouse 7

who's yo daddy op? ;)

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neonblue120 6

In his defense that persons comment was REALLY stupid.

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TheDeadlyBones 0

Seriously??? R u tht dense??? N ur a dude???

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TheDeadlyBones 0

Whoops!!! I clicked da wrong thing!!! Srry!!! Lol!!!

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Andygk15 3

This would be a great story to tell their children

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kevinfenchak 0

I hope you guys realize it's not possible for this to happen... he's obviously the product of an extramarital affair. once you get a vasectomy that's it, it's literally NOT POSSIBLE.

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e077 15

Thats not true its know that some times they reverse,

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

well I'm glad you were born op you're awesome :D

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ariomario2 0

That totally happened with my brother lolol

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wolflover44 5

It happened with my BFF too. I just tell her she's lucky and meant to be no matter what.

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Llamassss 21

My aunt had her tubes tied after her third daughter (who wouldn't?). Then she had a fourth daughter.

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LiveLaughFML 10

ive been trying to convince this to my parents that they did this with my other siblings, too! sad part is that im the youngest :(( lol

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seeunexttuesdays 6

Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D

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bthomas0319 2

The vasectomy hadn't failed you're just the mailman's baby!

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SpaceMan55 1

Then god musta put u here for a reason! Maybe ur like Simon berch and are destined to do something great?

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promarkchris 6

vasectomies quite often do reverse. it's not uncommon at all

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

I'm going to guess that since there is really no way of having children when your body is incapable of making sperm, then his wife cheated on him resulting in a pregnancy.

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Sdlidner 0

A vasectomy doesn't make the body incapable of making sperm. It just blocks the sperm from exiting. The procedures do fail sometimes. The tubes can untie themselves basically.

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wolfsheart 14

At least your mom didn't get an abortion

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smexehXredhead0 0

Well, at least you WERE born. I guess that's kind of all that matters. Look on the bright side(:

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PurpleFrostingg 7

You're special! o.O

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Spade606 6

Your very lucky then

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