"For the 10th time today!! She's really getting good at it!"

Or "Daddy went potty"

Take the help, it seems like you need it.

I really regret reading this while eating pumpkin risotto... There goes my appetite.

What the **** is pumpkin risotto? Wait, I'll google it...

Or how to **********...

20 - What is wrong with you? The girl is 3 years old for **** sake!

Your name and picture goes so well with the FML. One meal at taco bell and almost anyone will be following in OP's footsteps.

I initially read that as "tomorrow she'll be telling you how to do tacos" ....

Love it! [minus the sickness!]... at least you know she's paying attention to your potty training lessons! :o)

I'm 15, almost 16, about 6ft tall, my name is Kevin, my favorite color is yellow, and I think adding random facts about yourself is pretty stupid just to comment on something.

10 - Hi Kevin! It was to show that even though I'm mostly grown up, I can admit its cute. It has a point! I never liked yellow....it's too damn happy.

Hey, adding extra info isn't so bad. I could be like, I am 6'5 and I have huge muscles. But damn, this is adorable!

10- Cyber bully much?

First day on the internet, 14?

No, just think it wasn't called for

14 - This is FML. What you get, is what you deserve. There is no mercy. I learned that the hard way a long time ago.

Typical for the Internet to thumb me down... Thanks everyone!!!:)

17 isn't all grown up

Your name's "kickuwithmyfist" and you're bitching about "cyber-bullying"? You're 24. Act your age. And it was mild ribbing at best, bullying my ass.

You'll always be thumbed down. Even when you think your comment is gold. People WILL thumb it down. You've just gotta just get up, brush yourself off and go to another FML. Arguing about it will just make you look like an idiot.

25 speaks the truth. Follow it.

Who the hell thumbed 23 down?

Call someone a cyber bully and everybody get butt hurt lol! How did this flip around again lol haha!!!:)

21- don't be so emo. If you're always getting thumbed down you probably deserved it. If you don't like it do write something different... Or stop commenting.

I'm not emo.. I'm actually laughing about it lol

im 17 years old, 5'2, and I think it's cute. what does height have to do with it lol

Damn, am I the only one who can never remember their height? D:

Yeah I'm never going to mention any part of my life on here again. Lesson learned, move along fellow FML'ers.

Hi, I'm Zomg_Okay and this is a combo breaker. [edit] ^^^ You couldn't wait, could you? :p

Aww. I love hearing random tidbits about people's lives. Sadness :(

Well, howdy. I'm 67'8" and three thousand years old! My name also happens to be Saggitarwigringeatansalee. I live on Dione. ;}

10- you said you were 15. Your profile says you're 21.

I'm 17 and I'm about to graduate high school. I don't have much friends but, I do find this quite adorable which is what keeps me going everyday. Oh and p.s, I'm 5"11.

Being 17 and 6'2" has nothing to do with being grown up. And the fact you think you are is generally evidence to the contrary.

59 I am 15 but when I created I put over 18 because some sites won't allow you to do certain things when your age is under 18, (YouTube) so instead of referring it and not being able to do certain things I just lied. I know, I am teenage hooligan.

Kevin, you're such a rebel.

SkoomaKi - actually yellow isn't always considered happy. It's been proven that people cry more in a room that's painted yellow.... Random facts.

I'm 47, 4'3 and have a serious case of irritable bowl syndrome. Wait, what were we talking about?

I get the point of this without you explaining :D.

I'm 18, 6'2, and I like to conform. :D

Damn conformist...

All grown up at 17?

Hi, I'm Rod, and I like to party.

87 - Didn't see me mention the word "mostly" did you?

Chill out 85, he's just conforming to express his individuality.

I want to join in on the Conversation!!!!

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Jackass.

My favourite colour is yellow, too!

Whats emberassing is the amount of makeup u wear in ur profile photo

72, what else is embarrassing, is your lack of ability to spell out whole words. Don't attack someone unless you can show yourself to at least be a bit better. Let's play nice.

At least your daughter is paying attention enough to know how to potty train you. If se can teach you she understands it. So good teaching on your part OP!

72- Why did you stalk her profile photo?! Creepy

Yeah, next thing you know she's calling you a bitch. :-/

And telling you she's pregnant.

Umm, gross

58, really? It's gross to be sick apparently.