By teacher - 25/01/2013 05:25 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I led a class of grade-two pupils on an excursion to the zoo. When we went to see the lions I was put in a position where I had to explain to seven and eight year olds why one lion was "bouncing" on top of the other one. FML
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kevsandy303 12

You shouldn't be lion to them! It's the Circle of Life! Hakunna Matata!

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saIty 17

DAMMIT SIMBA! NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS

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kevsandy303 12

They were just feline a bit horny, being 'betrothed' and all. Being king has its benefits!

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Enslaved 36

History of the World, Part 1 informed me that, "It's Good to be the King". *Btw they never made a Part 2. :P

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ak_6694 16

But it's school holidays in Australia?

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Hummbinger 5

It's probably a school holiday program, my primary school used to run them.

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leadawg75 12

Or this FML was posted late and she forgot to remove the today.

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ByronJess 17

^ If she removed the 'today', her FML wouldn't have been approved.

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banana527 12

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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DEATHBYEX1LE 11

Im australian and Im no longer on school holidays. Depends on the state.

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supportcommand 17

In defense of 64, I use the phone app and I don't see where it says where op is from. The previous app used to. But I don't see it anymore.

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kevsandy303 12

You shouldn't be lion to them! It's the Circle of Life! Hakunna Matata!

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oj101 33

They got a lot more education than they bargained for.

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Vidrill 22

Oh well, they would have found out anyway one way or another. You can let it up to the parents to explain further or not, if they so choose.

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7yzz 18

Don't think the parents would of been there. Who cares anyway, what would they do if their darling children's precious ears heard about the truth of how their body works, sue this teacher? Not how it works in Australia.

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GriffZilla 3

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals So let's do it like they do on the discovery channel."

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DanielleinDC 33

How many people here are thinking of that Bloodhound Gang song? Next time take the kids to a museum; they're less likely to see mating critters.

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Catkam623 27

Forget the museum, the lions are on the fun side of life (plus now the kids know how to do it lion style)

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asherm 15

Yeah, I was gonna say it. May just have to sing it on the bus I'm on

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kevsandy303 12

No! If they were dancing, there would be a huge-ass tower of giraffes and wildebeests and shit with the two lions atop it performing a sing-and-dance routine! It's like you haven't seen any Disney movies at all!

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Hakuna Matata OP. The kids had to find out about the circle of life eventually

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LovesSushi 25

They are what, 8 years old? I'm sure some of them knew what was happening. All you had to do was ask if anyone knew what they were doing and let them explain.

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BlowinChronic 18

"Can anyone tell me what is going on here with these lions?" "That dude is banging the **** of his girl. That's what the lions are doing." "I need to have a word with you young man."

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LovesSushi 25

Yep, that is pretty much how I imagined it.

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willbur73q 7

Have the kids explain it to each other? Ya, brilliant idea...

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