By hejdixjeln - 17/03/2013 10:25 - United States - Evanston

Today, I advised my daughter to not drink a Coke before bed. She smiled at me and reassured me that it could be balanced out with sleeping pills. I'm raising a future drug addict. FML
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DefiningDivine 13

Hence the word "Raising" Meaning, you should still be able to teach her and help her understand.

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NessieMonster188 17

So what you're saying is.. *puts on sunglasses* That's not the only Coke in her future. ...that was terrible, I know.

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DefiningDivine 13

Hence the word "Raising" Meaning, you should still be able to teach her and help her understand.

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ksks1234 33

But with the "raising" it would sound like she is younger. Since she is old enough to be taking sleeping pills, I would assume she is a teen. She could already be an addict.

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samikitty961 8

I don't understand how wanting to have a coke before bed and then taking sleeping pills so she can still sleep makes this girl a future drug addict. That seems pretty logical to me. I think OP is overreacting.

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dee_89 7

Sounds like your a drug addict

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dee_89 7

That comment was for 68 btw

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CobraLazerFace 21

Perhaps OP is raising a female Max Payne!

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landon_loe11 16

Instead of complaining on here why don't you try to teach your daughter something.

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DefiningDivine 13

Even if you think you're helping, ignorance is not the key.

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DocBastard 38

Landon_loe - Is there some reason she can't do both? Do you have something against people posting their stories on the Internet? If so, you're in the wrong place, friend.

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gotaplanstan 28

Teach her how tequila works much better than Coke :D

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buckdharma 36

#40- That profile pic adds new meaning to " having a Coke. "

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1coolchic 4

Perhaps you could try a little something called parenting? Confiscate both the soda and sleeping pills. When did common sense become such a rare commodity?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Unless you make her throw up, I don't think you can confiscate something that was already ingested.

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doodlecloud 26

Doesn't mean you can't stop her from doing the same thing the next night.

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Serisent 26

I think it's time to stop buying both the soda and the sleeping pills, and maybe to be a ******* parent.

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raphanne_fml 33

I don't think OP's sex life is the problem here...

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NessieMonster188 17

So what you're saying is.. *puts on sunglasses* That's not the only Coke in her future. ...that was terrible, I know.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I think she knows that. I thought it was funny.

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perdix 29

#6, too many words after the LSG. This comment was fine without the device, but it was still good enough that it wasn't ruined by the ham-fisted inclusion of the sunglasses.

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Pleonasm 35

16- Because perdix invented the Lowering Sunglasses thing.

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perdix 29

#32, I didn't invent LSG, but I like to think I practice it pretty well. Michael Jordan didn't invent basketball...

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MsConfusedd 27

It's okay, she can balance the weed with chocolate!

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fml121785 14

There's something that OP is missing... I don't think drug addicts try to "balance" anything out. Most like to go either up or down. I think jumping to the conclusion that she maybe a future drug addict because of a Coke and sleeping pills is a bit extreme, but just in case you may want to cut out the sleeping pills now. There are plenty of natural remedies to help her sleep, you should try those BEFORE the pills.

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gman90210 18

And what might they be? I'd like to know so I don't have to take the sleeping pills which only work half the time now

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

Well, keep in mind she'll only become a drug addict if you don't do anything about it...

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ravenh1979 13

Mmm.. Not always true..

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laurenasabutton 26

In her defence, she probably isn't wrong.

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