Baby fever

By SkeetinKeaton - 06/05/2013 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML
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DocBastard 38

That screaming was actually your daughter after your baby latched on. I hear that hurts.

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Ace132 20

You know the saying kids grow fast?

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Ace132 20

You know the saying kids grow fast?

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Not really an FML. I think it's somehow sweet: A little girl taking care of her baby brother.

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Roskosity 22

Boobs don't. Not when you're five years old.

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MrSarcasmic 10

babies trying to have babies, better have MTV on speedial

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DocBastard 38

That screaming was actually your daughter after your baby latched on. I hear that hurts.

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ApollosMyth 22

I bet. It's like a hardcore nipple twist.. Sounds painful.

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

It does hurt, actually. Not enough to make you scream though.

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br1015 13

kids grow up so fast now and days

vcapelo 19

At least you know she'll take care of her brother!

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doodlecloud 26

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Ghosto 16

Actually it's perfectly fine for a newborn to have their own room.

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Welshite 39

Okay, maybe it's because I haven't slept for a day and not eaten for two, but that comment was extremely difficult to follow.

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DocBastard 38

Ah, spoken like someone who doesn't have children. My kids have always sleep in their own rooms after they were about 2 weeks old. They have to learn how to feel safe and secure away from their parents, and kids who sleep in their parents' room (or worse, in their beds) tend to be much more insecure. Nothing this little girl did is creepy or out of the ordinary in any way. In fact, it's really rather adorable. I would have gotten my camera and taken pictures and video. That stuff is priceless.

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maosquare 18

These photos will come in handy twenty years later at every family gathering. Trust me; I have first hand experience.

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AshaaFerreira 22

This was really adorable. I changed my cousins diapers when I was five ( yes my family took pictures they thought it was super cute!) I noticed she was stinky when I was laying in my moms bed playing with her (my aunt was in the room) so I starting getting a diaper and baby powder. My aunt didn't say anything because she wanted to see what I was doing, once she saw that I was changing my cousins diaper properly she grabbed a camera and my mom and took pictures lol.

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DocBastard 38

Yes indeed. *slept Speaking of sleeping...

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doodlecloud 26

Eh, maybe I went a bit overboard but I work with children so I'm on constant risk assessment. Anyways, I'm not suggesting that they stay with their parents till they can't sleep away from them, I'd just prefer to be close in the first months at least. I also see a lot of parents stressing about baby rooms and spending a lot of money when they don't need to which can be upsetting. Also, I personally find it a little weird when little kids do grown up stuff but that doesn't make it bad - I did say it was cute as well.

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ComoEsJuan 24

Disregard this comment, I ****** up...

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DocBastard 38

Doodlecloud - Pretending to breast feed a baby is the most normal thing in the world for a little girl, and even more so for a big sister. Girls do it with dolls all the time.

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happylawyer 16

#41 Oh! You should know by now that The Doc is like the Chuck Norris of FML. He can do as he wants. It was not a mistake. (Ah, and if it was a mistake, it was not the only one.)

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JadeWinter 16

That's adorable. Poor baby bro haha. At least his sis loves him :P

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jnanderson 16

I was thinking the same thing. Might be a bit scary at first, but after a second it's adorable

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7yzzFML 17

"Wincest is best, put your sister to the test! Its a game the whole family can play!"

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maz95 17

Well at least you know that she'll be willing to go to the extremes for her baby brother.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Well at least that shows that she is caring for a brother :) #6 That shows how much you know about babies. If you want any sleep at all, the best is to have a room for the baby. And it's not creepy, her daughter clearly was imitating her mother breastfeeding, the same as when little girls rob their mummy's make up and high heels.

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monnanon 13

that is actually really sweet. she is rrying her best to help out and if she has only seen him being breastfed then why wouldnt she try it. be careful how you handle this one op you dont want your daughter to get the impressoon that it is wrong to breastfeed. it needs one of those not until you are older and have a baby of your own explanations. maybe expressing milk so she can bottlefeed her brother will help. she may feel a little left out.

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stargirl_95 24

That's so adorable. She's probably used to seeing you do that whenever the baby is crying and so she was trying to imitate you. If I were you then I would sit her down and explain that when she hears the baby crying she should rather just come and call you.

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crazytwinsmom 25

OP is the dad, not the mom.

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