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Show it anywayI would assume he doesn't know
Just subtly mention it to him, that'll put a stop to it one way or another!
I'm assuming that the boyfriend doesn't know, and the daughter is too lazy to shower so she only does when he comes over so she smells most fresh right before they sex it up. However, IF they ARE sexing it up, she probably should be showering AFTER since it's a workout and she probably doesn't smell too wonderful afterwards..
Maybe she wants to bask in the post-sex musk for as long as possible, but doesn't want him to find her gross for doing so. Or maybe she's like Patrick from spongebob and really loves her grime, but loves her boyfriend slightly more. There's so many possibilities, really, but all are pretty nasty.
I hope he feels special. ._.
It's just, so romantic. "You're the only reason I shower."
You tried. You failed
No shit Hella gross
your profile pic made it seem like thats what the doctor was saying to the patient
^ especially the worried expression.
you picture makes this so much funnier
Try a scare tactic and ask her what's going to happen if her boyfriend comes over to surprise her. I bet that'll put her on a regular shower schedule.
What if she decides to take 5 showers a day :o
Or better yet, invite him over as a surprise. Don't just let her think about it - make her feel it.
At least you're saving money. I'm pretty sure since its summer half of the teens in the world are doing the same thing.
I can honestly say I shower once a day. And depending how hot/humid, twice ._.
It usually gets hotter in the summer... why would people shower less...?
Well I guess I was the weird kid then... This explains so much...
He did say half the teens. So that must mean you guys are in the other half. I shower every day, but I don't think my sister does. Also, I feel like it's more common for boys to stop showering regularly during the summer than it is for girls
I personally shower much less in the summer. Mostly because I'm swimming in the lake pretty much every day.
As a teen myself, I do tend to shower less during the summer because I'm not seeing anyone I know outside of my immediate family, so what does it matter if I don't shower?
Ugh, have I been doing it wrong all this time? I usually shower twice a day.
I guess I was also the weird kid who didn't shower during the summer unless something was happening.
I am a teen and I have to say this is fact. ._. The laziness level jump 400% when summer began.
I shower after swimming in a lake, mostly because a few people still drop their shit in it. I usually won't shower however if I spend my day in a chlorinated pool. Still I'll shower the next day even if I spent that day in the pool too..
Well, how often does he come over? If he does so every (other) day I don't see the problem.
think it's safe to assume its not that frequent If their water bill has dropped so noticeably.
Sometimes I just lose faith in my generation.
There's people like that in every generation. God, I'm tired of seeing these type of comments all the time lol. Or "faith in humanity restored."
^ that would be ifunny, not fml.
Although this isn't a reason to lose faith in a generation, I still think this generation is one of the shittiest. I look at the 11 year olds in their booty shorts and crop tops, talking like they haven't got a brain in their head, and I just stop and think, 'THIS is our future.'
42- if you think this generation sucks blame the generation that brought them up. Every generation has problems.
42 - Most of them will grow out of it and the ones that don't will amount to nothing. We'll be fine.
Go back 300 400 years, and they were probably just the same - or at least the equivalent for the time, showing off their ankles or something. Only difference was that they were getting ready to get married, rather than getting ready to try to have underage sex.
threaten to tell her boyfriend.
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Try a scare tactic and ask her what's going to happen if her boyfriend comes over to surprise her. I bet that'll put her on a regular shower schedule.
I hope he feels special. ._.