By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
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JE553 9

Quality kid with quality humor clearly

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JE553 9

Quality kid with quality humor clearly

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corocoro 30

True, but it still calls for a talk with the parents.

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JE553 9

True however mowing a penis into a lawn takes some creative skill An enrollment into an art school should be included in said talk

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Faff 20

why would you tell the parents? it was just an innocent joke.

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laden_swallow09 34

41- Do you even know what "innocent" means? It's destructive behavior, and should be treated as such. Informing the parents of his shenanigans is well within reason.

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Faff 20

The only mowed a penis in the lawn. He didn't broke any windows or set the house on fire. And the lawn has to be mowed anyway, so I don't see any destructive behaviour?

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TheCanucklehead 22

Next time mow a pineapple. I hear they bring out your eyes

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\ 28

If he offered to do it for free, would OP be as pissed?

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badluckdawson 19

You were once a kid to so stfu

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mojobanks 8

Fix it by giving it a mow job!

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esines 9

For real. Op needs to be mower careful in who they pay to work for them

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Llama_Face89 33

Having your lawn fertilized?

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\ 28

This reminds me of the FML where this girl's boyfriend applies sunscreen to her back at the beach, but leaves a penis-shaped area of her back uncovered...

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Llama_Face89 33

I remember that one!

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dzhonatan 14

That does take some skill. I'm Impressed. I'd pay $10. That seems like a reasonable price.

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Llama_Face89 33

OP never said he did it WELL..

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dzhonatan 14

That's a good point. Penises do come in different shapes and sizes tho...

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NeatNit 32

Could have been worse, at least it's easy to fix (just mow the rest). Did you pay him before the job, or intend to pay after?

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_GoodGuy 11

It'll eventually cum off. Don't worry OP

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ILoveMyArm 15

For now, just cover it up to protect it from harsh criticism.

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euphoricness 28

I wonder if mowing a penis in the lawn was HARD for him to do. ...hmmm

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fancyturdhat 11

Oh dear. Now you will have to finish mowing your lawn yourself... fyl indeed.

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