Kids: Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept...

By thanks, dad... - 30/08/2013 17:24 - Romania - Baia Mare

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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By Raleigh - 13/10/2024 16:00 - Canada - Sudbury

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By What - 07/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML

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By Reena - 19/08/2011 06:38 - Canada

Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML

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By anonymous - 03/06/2011 06:25 - United States

Today, my dad's work phone went off, and I thought I should go tell him since he's on call. Turns out no matter how you do it, a 47 year old man at one in the morning will think you are a burglar trying to attack him. FML

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By badgrandchild - 16/03/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

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By Tom - 07/11/2008 12:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

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By that1summergirl - 19/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML

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sxm 13

Saturday 31 August 2013 2:23

Go to bed earlier next time!

massinator5 4

Saturday 31 August 2013 2:23

My dad texts me when I'm talking to people on the computer, saying go to sleep, I'm 19 haha

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sxm 13

Saturday 31 August 2013 2:23

Go to bed earlier next time!

massinator5 4

Saturday 31 August 2013 2:23

My dad texts me when I'm talking to people on the computer, saying go to sleep, I'm 19 haha

Caitie_kid 8

Saturday 31 August 2013 4:23

Lol, parental wins

Lea Basler 9

Saturday 3 March 2018 20:23

you live in his house you play by his rules, as simple as

realtingdis 12

Saturday 31 August 2013 2:24

xtremlysean 6

Saturday 31 August 2013 2:24

That's creepy and funny at the same time.

Debragga99 6

Tuesday 3 September 2013 2:56

32 Well that was unnescessary

emilyjgraham 34

Saturday 31 August 2013 2:26

Haha I think your dad sounds quite cool! Although the heavy breathing part is a bit creepy...

Sweet_Meli 11

Saturday 31 August 2013 2:47

Maybe he has asthma and he can't help it :p

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Saturday 31 August 2013 4:51

haha funny

Phuzix 7

Saturday 31 August 2013 16:44

That's exactly what I was thinking too!

perdix 29

Saturday 31 August 2013 2:26

'MANIA! A pretty lenient punishment from the country that brought us Vlad the Impaler and Ilie Nastase.

shaww 28

Saturday 31 August 2013 2:26

I've gotten something like that before... except it was at 3am, my parents were asleep, and the person kept saying, "I will find you, and I will kill you"

BellaBear90 27

Saturday 31 August 2013 4:00

... So quite different to that really. How far past your bedtime was it?

Caitie_kid 8

Saturday 31 August 2013 4:27

You should have replied "Not if I find you first" or "I've found you. I'm on my way". Would've probably scared the piss out of the preteen that was pranking you.