By mandm - 24/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
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dawnimus 21

I'm really not sure how you can get to 16 and NOT know that.

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subiedude08 17

He likes the cougars

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then000bster 16

@34 I almost threw up... Please don't make me picture that scene.

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dawnimus 21

I'm really not sure how you can get to 16 and NOT know that.

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silvercamaro 22

Well there's more than one thing wrong in this scenario, I think it's safe to say that.

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victoriaescobar 10

Maybe he just likes older women..

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jw90 18

He should still know well enough to not go around slapping asses without permission.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

And if that doesn't work, wait till one of those women end up being the crap out of him to see if he learns.

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confusedAsFuck 34

How can a granny be a crap out of hi...... oh no no no NO, I don't wanna know..

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9echo 17

Has everyone forgotten the granny who kicked a doctor in the balls and did a choke hold on a security guy? OP, your son better watch out.

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blackonblight 32

22, just wait til he touches an old woman with a walker and a temper.

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samdab 11

that must have been very awkward for you and the lady

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Eliseopwns 22

Slap his ******* face.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

While what he was doing was a physical thing, he still shouldn't get violently disciplined, unless it was by the old lady, since she was the only one who got directly hurt. The parent, however, should explain why that was a terrible thing to do. Slapping him will only teach him that slapping is alright. I was never slapped, and instead had things explained to me, and I was a very well behaved child. Long story short, what he was doing wasn't violence, so the punishment doesn't fit the crime.

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Eliseopwns 22

I'm afraid i disagree, Aradia. Such inappropriate behavior is a huge deal, especially in public. Women, young or old, and people in goddamn general, should be respected.

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confusedAsFuck 34

Is he into grannies already?? Your son needs a spanking..

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NoMore_CoolNames 14

I'm pretty sure OP would be dead by now if she had a sun.

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confusedAsFuck 34

I wish I could say it was a typo, unfortunately it was a brain fart..

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vipirius 18

Well, at least you admitted it instead of blaming it on auto correct.

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