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what was she experimenting with exfoliating gloves and her anus?
My guess is anal. Unfortunately a lot of ppl stick things up their butt that they shouldnt.
Nothing wrong with that other than messing around with someone else's stuff.
Well at least it wasn't something Worse, like the toilet plunger.... Yikes
she was pleasuring herself
but why wouldn't she at least wash them after she was done?
And why would she poop on them??
There's poop in her butt already.
Exactly why that's an exit only. :x
Uh, no. Everyone knows that you're supposed to stick it in your eye sockets. Geez.
I thought it was the ears?!
I agree what an asshole move.
Nah, she wasn't experimenting. Do you realize how hard it is to exfoliate your anus without proper exfoliating gloves? It's difficult. Pro-tip: Never use steel-wool.
Is that pro-tip from personal experience?
probably xD
steel wool is to get ink off of your nuts, fez
The horror!
Well, that would be more than horrible..
What if she had been experimenting prior to her seeing the skid marks??? She just forgot to clean them good this time
Clean up on aisle 1!
Aisle #2 actually...
When the last time you ****** a ********?
I love how the comment saying Noor is right got upvoted but Noor's comments are still buried. Gotta love the FML community.
I would hide them from her...
Or burn them - buy a new pair you hide from her.
Plot twist, OP's sister was trying to hide it from OP.
29, Why wouldn't you want to hide the fact that you were using someone else's belongings to pleasure yourself...
#8 that's a better plan and put them in a place she will never find them
Did you just reply to your own comment to agree with yourself?
No actually I commented to agree with #8 saying that burning it was a better idea then to just hide it
but you are #8
Oh whoops sorry I ment #12... Crap...
Don't hide them, rub some jalapeño pepper on them and put them back where you usually put them.
Well that stinks
I would have a talk with her about using other people's things without their permission. Especially if said use involves the nether regions.
Sometimes this doesn't work. I have talked to my younger sister about her using my stuff without my permission, and most of the time she doesn't care or listen. She also has this wonderful habit of never returning my belongings and losing them. If OPs sister is like mine, the best thing to do is to hide or lock up your stuff.
But does she use your things to pleasure herself? If OP's sister has any moral conscious, she'd be ashamed at being caught and reconsider her actions. If that doesn't work, (assuming the two live at home) I'd get a parent involved. Everyone deserves to feel they and their belongings are safe at home.
No, my sister doesn't. You have a point, if OPs sister has a moral conscious then hopefully she stops immediately, and if she doesn't then let's hope that OPs parents can talk some sense into her sister. I'm just coming from my own personal experiences. I am in the situation where my parents are broken records; they tell her not to do things, and if she does it anyway they just keep repeating not to do it without taking any disciplinary measures.
Time to keep your new gloves locked up. And any hair brushes and mirrors and tooth brushes... oh crap hide it all quick!
OP's sister was already trying to hide them.
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Nah, she wasn't experimenting. Do you realize how hard it is to exfoliate your anus without proper exfoliating gloves? It's difficult. Pro-tip: Never use steel-wool.
At least you discovered this before you put them on your face, right?