By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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killer_corn 0

I don't take crap from kids. I would of destroyed the Green ones.

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humorizer 14

Ha ha... starcraft reference. nice :D

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bballer32 0

Hahahaha good one. Anyways this is my favourite fml ever =]

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Secret_Fire_King 0

How is OP's life ******? ----- Your nephew is a mutha fuckun gangsta-boy.. Be proud, OP.. Be proud..

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michaelscot23 0

lol... that's hilarious

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redsox4021 0

in Russia we beat our children not like all these fatass American kids

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ckydc 0

I was reading this as I was waking up, I laughed so hard I'm fully awake. sweet

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SourCandyyz 0

I agree... I think it's helarious :P

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My2864 1

i ******* hate gangstah bois... esspecially white guys seriously if your white your not allowed to do some shit..

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Michael216 0

how's about some good old-fashioned shut the **** up?

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jondivey 9

i think this is fake cause i have never jeard a five year old say **** at all, but that is like an intelligent reply and even if the five year old knew what **** meant i doubt he could conjure an insult like that.

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BryanThaMan 14

#1- how about some shut-the-****-up? ahahahaahahahaah. Okay, now on a serious note: I do not believe discipline is needed here because the majority of FML comments for this post including myself finds this to be extremely comical and witty. Definitely a re-post here lmao.

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SmexiiBacon 8

A good smack upside the head will do the trick

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bunnygirl12 0

Lol yeah he needs some hardcore discipline:D

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Scarshadow101 6

LOL. Best FML EVER. This kid just got 50 win points. Favorited!!!

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panda_cakes 12

Take him to a Puerto Rican family they make you pick out your own belt when you're in trouble now thats discipline

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Incredibly_Dope 0

Same here!!! That kid is gonna be a thug! Buy OP should've said how about some yellow I knock you out

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JD134 24

Me three, I even imagined him saying it.

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moig_fml 0

definitely top five i have everrr read on here. i laughed out loud

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Amkii 0

lol! That kid is awesome. And hilariously disrespectful. Hope he got his ass whooped after that. BUT, it makes you wonder where he's hearing that kind of language! Either the parents, an older sibling, or on TV. Either way, those sources should be monitored when he's around!

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MURC13L4G0 0

Your nephew and his parents should probably get rehabilitated by Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer, like Eric's mother on South Park. "TCH!"

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NorfolkDude 2

That kid got you good though. Next time you ought to tell him that his parents don't love him and they're getting a divorce because they can't stand the sight of him. That'll show him.

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pandemic0774 2

You sir are awesome! :D oh and op you made my month

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SailorHotty0417 1

that is something an emature ass hole would do children will be children and when they misbehave it's the parents fault not the kids. :/

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tantanpanda 26

I've never heard something so stupid in my life.

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daviant 0

i woulda got my ass kicked

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zomglolz 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! !!!!

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