Hangry

By nd.11 - 01/03/2010 16:59 - Canada

Today, I was on a city bus, and there was a woman and her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on my jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling on it. I sat back and felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say, "Stop chewing on that!" FML
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Ruprex 0

Hmm..... someone is tugging on something that I wear. I shall ignore it. (time passes) Oh no. I am in a terrible predicament. A small child has put my washable coat is his mouth. This F***s my day completely.

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jts2 3

Not all that big a deal, unless he somehow bit a hole through it. Jackets can be washed.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

bahahaha I love babies!! I once saw a lil kid at licking a window... reminds me of the time when I was lil and was at Sears and on the treadmills there was popcorn on it with hair all over it and I tried to eat it...:(

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noobgang7 5

she coulda said something or pulled off her coat lol

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noobgang7 5

better idea, tug forward and rip out her teeth lol

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iSitt 0

you helped that baby increase it's immunity library. count this as your good deed for the day. add one karma point.

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Monikabug 9

Jeeze, what flavor is your jacket?

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cookiemobzta 0

next time sit on the BACK of the bus in the corner with your imaginary friend

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AndreaHaha 0

Aghh babies are soo cute Love em' :).

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pedobearsstalker 0

delicious

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buttonface 0

you're so witty, it hurts

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myles397 0

haa wow popcorn on a treadmill @ sears ahaaaa

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tweetbaby14 18

this isn't a fml you can always do that thing with the machine. what's that called oh yea wash it der.

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guitarman1998 0

i agree completely #83

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isreal 0

first u should have sued

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jts2 3

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Babushka_Homyak 10

That song is full of win.

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abcnonamecba 0

I love that song and that's so unfair by the mum

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KayBizz 0

that song simply bleeds awesome sauce

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nomnommonster 0

promoting suicide does not show good character. :/

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thatssomeBS 9

#14=win... but I can't help but notice OP is from Canada... I thought they were supposed to be courteous up there... and this kid is chewing on coats.. whoa??? kids everywhere are the same??? no way...

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raithex 0

ABSOLUTE WIN BY #14. Weird Al Yankovic for the epic win. :)

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jts2 3

Not all that big a deal, unless he somehow bit a hole through it. Jackets can be washed.

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idkweird 0

If you thought the child was pulling on it, wouldn't you try to make it impossible to get to? Im assuming it was the hood? You could have tucked it between the seat and your back.

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darienlake 0

thats when you take your shotgun out of your back pocket and blow that baby to bits!

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darienlake 0

am i a psychopath, or am i right... or am i right....

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captainmarshall1 0

Most shotguns CANNOT fit in your BACK POCKET. Damn Redneck...

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newlove_fml 0

Sir, that is sick and immoral, and I am damn tired of hearing the "thats when you [insert random act of violence here]" comment. Shooting the kid is not a solution, you're not right, and GTFO the internet. Have a nice day.

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Paws_Cat 29

I hope you know it's impossible to get everyone on the Internet to stop acting creepy/violent. That's just the way the Internet is.

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Lozza111 0

that's so gross. why didn't u look behind u?

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Ruprex 0

Hmm..... someone is tugging on something that I wear. I shall ignore it. (time passes) Oh no. I am in a terrible predicament. A small child has put my washable coat is his mouth. This F***s my day completely.

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