Snitches get stiches

By cxcrktkt - 12/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, my ten year-old son realized something. Beer is alcohol. People who drink a lot of alcohol are alcoholics. Therefore, I'm an alcoholic for drinking beer with dinner. He told everyone at his conservative private school and they tried to have an intervention. They pray for me every day. FML
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videoCWK 1

That's what happens when you're religious enough to send your kid to a special school because of it.

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dz_zb 0

That's what you get for not discussing these issues with your child earlier. He's 10 and he just discovered alcohol? And on top of that you haven't taught him enough for him to understand the lack of severity in an adult drinking beer? YDI for allowing your child to stay ignorant, thinking it will preserve his innocence.

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kiki123_55555 0

gawd. I knew beer was alchohal since I was 8.

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teozac 0

That kid is bringing à bad name to 10 year old everywhere. Y'know we're not retards

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kristenlee 3

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The_Big_Mac 7

oh that's bs. this country needs to quit sheltering people so damn much.

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Towerhead1 0

I see what you did there

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bobbysiegs 0

LOL that must suck. But he's 10...why doesnt he know already?

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TeeHee124 0

I knew beer was alcohol since I new what beer was...

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steveakafranxy 7

I know right? most kids these days actually know about sex by age 9 (at least where I live)

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Hgm09 0

Hey, at least you're getting prayed for. Even if it's because they think you knock em back all day. Lol.

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Harpy20 24

You must get a lot of likes on Facebook. /sarcasm

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LyuboLove 0

haha boo conservative private schools definitely deserved that one. if you're gonna raise a kid, you raise em by example. if you tell em drinking is bad, you're therefore telling them that since you're a good parent and role model, you won't drink either :)

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MrManManMan 7

They never said that they told their kid that drinking was bad.

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aynonymous 0

welll good job drinking in front of him everyday... YDI

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flootershy 7

OP didn't say every day, and having a beer isn't drinking, having enough to get you buzzed is drinking.

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videoCWK 1

That's what happens when you're religious enough to send your kid to a special school because of it.

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cocainewhore 30

It could be that it was the only good school in the area. My parents aren't religious and it had to go to a Church of England school because it was 10x better than the non religious school.

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dz_zb 0

That's what you get for not discussing these issues with your child earlier. He's 10 and he just discovered alcohol? And on top of that you haven't taught him enough for him to understand the lack of severity in an adult drinking beer? YDI for allowing your child to stay ignorant, thinking it will preserve his innocence.

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Don't drink in front of your kid. You are a role model. Way to go. Also, agreed with #8. If you didn't teach him otherwise, all your fault.

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danedo 0

"YDI for allowing your child to stay ignorant, thinking it will preserve his innocence." I hate it when people look at other people's actions or inactions and then give incredibly specific reasons why it happened as a matter of fact.

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