By WTF - 26/10/2010 16:55 - United States

Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
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Fortuitous 0

When she saw you, her face went zoosk, and then she realized you weren't a match, saw no hope for harmony, and found out you had no brain chemistry.

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perdix 29

I feel for you. I got rejected with those exact same words, except she was a ***** and I had already paid upfront for our "date."

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WTFKuro 0

Well they're all cliches, aren't they? It doesn't matter which one she chooses.

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kaijapapaya 0

She's not ready to date YOU

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Elixa 0

that's blows, well for your sake your hope you have a big dick.

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Elixa 0

lol WTF ?! ok at omit that last comment! I meant, I hope you have a big dick at least!

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FortMinor 0

lol how does having a huge dick relate to his FML?

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perdix 29

I feel for you. I got rejected with those exact same words, except she was a ***** and I had already paid upfront for our "date."

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pengiesully 0

what happens in vagus stays in vagus except harpies that stays with you

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Fortuitous 0

Please tell me you spelled all of that wrong on purpose.

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DocBastard 38

No, Fortuitous, sully the penguin is right. The nervous impulses that are initiated in the vagus nerve generally do stay in the vagus nerve until they are conveyed back to the central nervous system for processing. And the harpies are generally regarded to be vicious and cruel woman-headed birds, so of course they would continue hunting you until they caught you. It all makes perfect sense! How could you miss this?

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Fortuitous 0

I have no idea! Forgive me; I'm on high alert today for spelling errors. Oh, and my God, that was brilliant. Well played, Doctor Bastard, well played indeed.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

DocBastard. Translating idiocy into brilliance since 2010.

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KingDingALing 9

I had absolutely no idea about what #39 was talking about.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Brilliant, Doc, brilliant.

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13FTW 9

In a situation like this I would have to say "What's up Doc?"

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DocBastard 38

...to which I would reply "military spending, inflation, oil prices, and my blood pressure."

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Elixa 0

yeah I always get my guys to pay upfront too!

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amanduh172 2

I know about them harpies they are bitches

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chrisauh 4

hiys fergot i **** spele rite mize IQ ez 7

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wowthatshorrible_fml 0

thts funny

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DrAwesome 6

Wait but if she's on a but doesn't that mean but how would she *head explodes*

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mattman1994 0

Crap we lost another one. Clean up on aisle 12!

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christinebaby 0

just like you sweety :)

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NeonButterfliez 2

55 are you kidding me? 5 is gorgeous what are you talking about xD

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barbie45_fml 0

yea buh shes a bytch&beauty is in the eye of the beholder(cliche buh true)

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GigEm10 2

#92 that's what an ugly person would say and from a look at your picture well........

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nerdsgetmehot 22

It's possible that she's telling the truth. Some people use dating sites just for casual hook-ups and whatnot. Don't be too discouraged!

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Fortuitous 0

When she saw you, her face went zoosk, and then she realized you weren't a match, saw no hope for harmony, and found out you had no brain chemistry.

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brianjman14 22

That's a way of saying "I don't want to date you." You got rejected. It's part of life. Not an FML.

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rckrgrl7 0

get over it dude.....you got rejected....

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perdix 29

She must have flipped a coin and "It's not you, it's me" lost.

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