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By yummy(: - 31/10/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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You deserved it 334

By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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You deserved it 10 361

Thanks

By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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Yummy

By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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You deserved it 53 753

By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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You deserved it 4 035

Low blow

By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

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You deserved it 3 977

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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You deserved it 6 665

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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You deserved it 7 427

By Cakeman - 08/11/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "It tastes like a s***!" I said. His wife baked it. FML

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You deserved it 51 801

DrAwesome 6

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:40

You know, that whole conversation really was... *puts on sunglasses* ... in bad taste.

Micayla 12

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:25

Aww! Thats mean xD You deserve it for making fun of his cookies(:

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abudali911 3

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:22

lol

kyarush 10

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:35

win

EffinAhole 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:29

Wtf is vag glow? Op- your bf is hilarious!

OrginalOwen 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:52

No it's not a win, it's a your now single.

clownman 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:11

^ now its a win

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:00

I read it as "...who has a great ****..."

_HeadShot_ 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:02

46 I read it like that also

_HeadShot_ 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:02

46 I read it like that also

elmorous 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:02

he likes the taste of your cookie

fakeaccountX 6

Sunday 31 October 2010 19:46

"The **** tastes great, but it looks awful." Yeah I could see that.

jritchie10 3

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:24

funniest thing I have seen in days

xCrackerx 3

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:30

Really? The funniest? Have you been in a coma?

jess2gd4u 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:46

it is pretty funny that he cracked like a little girl. bloody funny

Micayla 12

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:25

Aww! Thats mean xD You deserve it for making fun of his cookies(:

bailes_o_hay 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:40

exactly! you never make fun of a mans cookies! sheesh

PacoIsATaco 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:43

Ahahahaa I attented David Douglas High. xD

Rokpics13 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:17

agreed

mrbeastmode 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 19:49

I have that same iPhone case...

Micayla 12

Sunday 31 October 2010 20:08

:o Really? Huh. xD

ashrandom 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 22:02

agreed

ht01 0

Monday 1 November 2010 7:01

agreed

FFML_314 11

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:25

Burn his face off.

unidentified_sta 5

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:37

Quite deranged, I'm impressed.

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:02

I have a blowtorch!

FFML_314 11

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:05

I have his face.

OnlyAvailableID 28

Sunday 31 October 2010 11:42

I have no objections nor regrets.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:02

I object your honor!

MwahFMLS 6

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:46

Sounds reasonable.

itsyoboyricky 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:25

ouch haha

FMLollie 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:26

Harsh aha

omgwork 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:26

Haha wow that's cold. Are you just using your boyfriend to make food for you?

worldclass 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:27

harsh words to hear from your boyfriend, eh?

oakleyguy 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:32

next time eat fruits you'll taste better lol

Fred_Fred_Burger 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:45

he said she tastes good by looks bad. not the other way around.

Xavi89 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:36

you asked for it!

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Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

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Today, as I'm a blonde expat in China, I'm used to people taking pictures of me in the street. Nevertheless, I was surprised when someone climbed over the toilets in a mall to take a picture of me as I was changing my tampon. FML

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Today, my dad and stepmom came back from a very expensive two-month trip across the world. When they got home, they had more gifts for their cat than for me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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Today, I was in my girlfriend's room when she walked in after getting out of the shower, wearing just a towel. She removed it and I was inches away from going down on her when I noticed she hadn’t wiped properly, either before or after her shower. She'd complained about stomach problems earlier, but regardless… FML

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