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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML

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By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 643

You deserved it 39 067

By anon. - 03/01/2011 11:37 - New Zealand

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 500

You deserved it 3 085

By peacechick25 - 02/01/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML

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You deserved it 27 651

By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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You deserved it 15 455

By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 280

You deserved it 898

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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You deserved it 69 623

By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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You deserved it 5 227

By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 13:29 - United States - Needles

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's mom. She was driving us to a theme park that was about 2 hours away. She asked for the address to put into the GPS, so I gave it to her. It turned out to be a farm, an hour away from the park. So much for good first impressions. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 252

You deserved it 8 948

FYLDeep 25

Monday 8 November 2010 0:50

At least she wasn't pointing to a "Do Not Enter" sign.

SLKBlack96 5

Monday 8 November 2010 0:23

haha, brilliant

Comments

SLKBlack96 5

Monday 8 November 2010 0:23

haha, brilliant

buddybudda 0

Monday 8 November 2010 3:08

that's good she means your going to die before your relationship ends. ^.^ death is the end

that_kid_u_know 0

Monday 8 November 2010 3:31

what a hoe

meganannee 0

Monday 8 November 2010 5:53

how do you pass a dead end sign is what im wondering...?

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 8 November 2010 6:27

i passed a sign once that said "two way" later me and my wife had sex, then i remembered the sign had predicted this...

fakeaccountX 6

Monday 8 November 2010 7:19

At least it wasn't a "No Parking in Rear" sign.

PointAndLaugh 0

Monday 8 November 2010 7:38

^Nice, I grinned out loud.

woofis 0

Monday 8 November 2010 7:51

72, that fit ur prof. pic and name perfectly.

yuhimjesus 0

Monday 8 November 2010 9:21

#77 is not that great. You can pass a dead dead sign and it just means the road is going to end somewhere and you'll have to turn around. Small chance the sign was just there at the end of the road, usually they warn people before they hit the end.

yuhimjesus 0

Monday 8 November 2010 9:23

Dead end*

mike3775 35

Monday 8 November 2010 17:01

and you didn't stop the car and say "your right, it is a dead end relationship" and tell her to get out?

rene22 18

Tuesday 9 November 2010 5:43

70 = win!!

Jarvo_666 6

Monday 8 November 2010 0:26

Ouch :/ harsh.

Mister_Grinch 0

Monday 8 November 2010 6:42

He just got a Grammar lesson.

toilet10 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:05

break up with her first.

threer 30

Wednesday 2 October 2013 23:19

'Grammar' shouldn't be capitalized, #66. Oh, the irony...

badbe 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:26

Lol gf

PizzaGuy11 0

Monday 8 November 2010 8:21

gf noobs ftl...

dannnn_fml 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:28

oh snap! that really isn't cool man

SirPuffAlot 0

Monday 8 November 2010 20:23

dam..lol

PizzaGuy11 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 10:27

yeah man, not cool.

Hgielad_720 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:29

Your girlfriend wins. :)

ernodea 0

Monday 8 November 2010 6:50

if the guy said it... " omg dump that loser he doesn't deserve you"

iGrenade 0

Monday 8 November 2010 8:14

intro to sexism 1

Hgielad_720 0

Monday 8 November 2010 12:14

Wow. I'm glad some stranger on the Internet knows me so well. Get a life, dipshit. Don't comment on my post if you're gonna be a dick.

lobster64 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:03

I agree she wins but I would b crushed if my partner said that!

Hgielad_720 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:26

Well yes, I would too, but if this situation on FML would've been reversed, I would have said, your boyfriend wins. :)

ego1 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:33

at least you know whats coming and it isn't a surprise i suggest you do something to avoid this happening

Ali_Br_fml 33

Monday 8 November 2010 2:18

kinda off topic... but I hate ichigo's annoying bear... soul (well, it's on topic based on the profile pic) & I guess u guys are not meant to be. Better hit the road before the going gets tough. You don't want to end up in a dead end relationship. if she can foresee it, it's already heading there. After the trip, end it. Just my thoughts though...

ChibiGirl5 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 6:42

I like Kon he's awesome

wombledn 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:36

send her my way I like a Good sense of humor and honesty

mintcar 9

Monday 8 November 2010 0:40

Oh, she was probably kidding. Calm down OP.

xKillerCx 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:47

Haha funny

DudeImBetter 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:49

maybe you should've asked for directions, then she wouldn't have been mad at you.

EROD78 0

Monday 8 November 2010 7:50

why would he do that! guys dont ask for directions! thats a man rule dude!

DudeImBetter 0

Monday 8 November 2010 8:18

yeah dude it was suppose to be a joke about how guys never ask for directions but I forgot what I wanted to put so I guess I just put that. I was outta my mind when I wrote that comment.