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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, a guy at work was ranking the girls we work with in the order he'd want to date them. He told me I was 6th "because personality is important, too." FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By robbert - 04/12/2021 01:59 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I overheard my female coworkers huddling in the breakroom, rating the male coworkers from hottest to least. My manager is, “Probably packing, teehee.” The new kid, “has a girlfriend but that won’t stop me.” They unanimously agree that I’m, “friendly but probably lowkey a creep.” FML

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yewzd 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:53

Why the hell he's ranking people? I would keep the rankings to myself..

KennKenn 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:54

He's obviously a douche. Don't listen to him

Comments

Mpsteve13 7

Monday 15 November 2010 15:50

drop your pants

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 15 November 2010 16:11

lift your top

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Monday 15 November 2010 16:21

Open your flaps.... hehe

wisericky 12

Monday 15 November 2010 17:43

stop talking so much

Bisoye 0

Monday 15 November 2010 18:07

Looool!! Xactly Lmao!

IcyJack 7

Monday 15 November 2010 19:09

Put down your landing gear. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

MasterOfTheXP 2

Monday 15 November 2010 20:34

"I got a ring in 'ere last night!"

zoraman5 3

Monday 15 November 2010 21:06

36 vent harrassment?

notsoluckypup 12

Monday 15 November 2010 23:40

I have no clue...I think swallowing is nasty personally....

Ben360 6

Tuesday 16 November 2010 7:06

well then don't be such a bitch

evanizle 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:51

lol. for dating, personality is important. maybe you'd be first in order of who he'd want to hook up with

Bees_fml 0

Monday 15 November 2010 17:16

So either she's an attractive girl with an ugly personality or an ugly girl with an attractive personality. I'm curious which one; the FML doesn't say.