By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 12:17 - Egypt

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
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lionandthelamb61 9

Maybe next time don't ask out your moms friend?

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prinzess_fml 25

At least life is back to normal in Egypt then.

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lionandthelamb61 9

Maybe next time don't ask out your moms friend?

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stro88 6

haha. if she rocking it might as well go for gold.

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antoinemartinez 0

hahaha win! and yur sexy too

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newjerseyguy 0

#1 your not only beautiful but your funny as well

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AnagenisisZagus 13

#1- Well, these guys are correct! You are wonderful....at choosing glasses, where did you buy it from, hm? She is not all that guys, get lost!

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Thanatos1206 0

Time to hit on a girl over the Internet!! Maybe one you will get lucky! ;)

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Gondile 4

Maybe only MILFs give him stiffies?

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Gingerkid123 0

Oh HAHA, Very funny u dumb shit !

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techweed 12

that could very well happen to me, as I, too, am short and baby faced.

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IrishWildMan 3

No no no you got it all wrong. She was talking to her friend! She was just completely ignoring you.

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prinzess_fml 25

At least life is back to normal in Egypt then.

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xNikkiez 0

I'm sorry but I couldn't keep from laughing about this. I'm waiting for someone to come up with a quirky pun hahaha.

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fiveonefiveoh 0

the guy 2 minutes before u!

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xNikkiez 0

That isnt a pun.... :/

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antoinemartinez 0

she just said yu aint shit

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Heffir 0

Maybe she meant she wants to but she has to babysit and she hates babysitting but she didn't feel the need to say the first part because she assumes you know she's out of your league. But ignore that last part I put because you got to think positively haha.

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