By mavstrr1764847 - 27/06/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
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hegira 18

Break up with him in front of his entire family.

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ChickenInMyKitch 4

The boyfriend is not worthy enough to share the same noun as Jackass the movie, so it's best to not call him that.

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rockindyl22 0

Regarding the last sentence... was it you OP?

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shrinkydinks 0

I agree! how did she even get to the point of saying yes to someone who makes bets with friends over marriage? unless ops some crazy, moves too quickly, wants to get married after two months type of girl. then fhl.

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pertained 12

but haven't they been dating for 5 years? weird westerners.

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shrinkydinks 0

oh I didn't see the five years part! my bad. well regardless, I think op should've been smarter to know that he wouldn't seriously want to marry her. how does that come as a shock?

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zman1422 3

^ @pertained, says the man who's wearing an assassin's creed costume

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pertained 12

^we all have our fetishes... So what's your point? xD

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Boygenius50 8

No. Nobody has an Assassin's Creed fetish. No.

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denbeste 3

Yes. Yes, they do.

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pertained 12

Living proof, man. Not that I said we all have the same fetishes.

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angelpies 0

Hopefully you have a different opinion of marriage with him now. Marriage shouldn't be a joke.

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smith2001 5

he should have to tell your parents that he screwed up your emotions and relationship over a dare

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dancebabe34 0

agreed. she should make him tell her family. I mean he is the one that made te bet.

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Thunderbender 2

What an idiot... OF COURSE she's going to say yes in front of all her family members.

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SteveOsWifey 5

now that's just ****** messed up i wouldve kicked him in the nuts! RIP ryan dunn a random hero u will be greatly missed )':

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MissBoo111 21

either don't let him out of it or Max out all his credit cards pawn the ring then break up with him! that will teach em'!!!

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the101dan 0

70 - **** Ryan Dunn. he's a dumb ****

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rawrriri 8

37, Marriage isn't something you should be kind or concerned for other peoples feelings for. Just sayin'!

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Ghostkiller12345 9

wtf gayboii ?! getting thumbs down again now? i was enjoying ur 200+ thumbs up for ur grandpa post :O , well FYL OP

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SorrowFull 8

that is messed up, you should tell your family he moved away and hide his body well

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SorrowFull 8

a wood chipper might come in handy

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dwreck69 0

blender. then feed it to his friends

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JakeLee 6

34- chili with a special secret ingredient

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nfc14 2

Yes before he 'disappears' tell him sorry it was part of a dare

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NYkid2K8 5

When he really does propose say no, play it off for a little while. Then say yes.

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thinkinboutyou12 0

Why the HELL would she say yes? My advice, if he really does truly propose, kick him square in the crotch. Then hopefully, he'll forget all about the last five years.

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cameron194 9

**** it, kick his teeth downs his throat anyway and teell his ass to walk home.. guess that's the end of that relationship .. sorry to hear op

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hegira 18

Break up with him in front of his entire family.

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stephie0128 2

I totally agree. break up with him

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skittlesss 0

haha , DOO ITT(; and be like oh , ya this isn't a dare . duces(;

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supermankisses 1

Today, as a prank, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said Yes. FML.

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SmallTownCutie 0

And that would get almost everyones YDI vote.

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jellitonoctopus 19

... in the butt.

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Boygenius50 8

Today, some woman posted a dumb ass comment on the Internet. FML

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sxe_beast 11

Today, some people were unnecessarily acting like assholes to a female who made a joke on a humorous non serious website. FHL

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Boygenius50 8

She made it seem as though it were the girl's fault for accepting the proposal of her boyfriend of five years, I'm pretty sure there's a problem there.

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supermankisses 1

No, actually, it was a badly written joke directed towards the boyfriend. I can see where you were confused, though.

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Boygenius50 8

"Disc golfer" things he's cool! Hahaha

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MinnesotaMakesMe 0

Creep reads internet profile in attempted insult! "disc golfer" does not care enough about your pathetic life to do so! I seriously saw one of your comments on every fml I read that day, and they're that of a reasonably smart but small person who hides behind a computer :) I've had bad days but nobody wants to hear your little criticisms or watch you take out your frustrations on innocent internet bystanders. Grow up and and use your critical mind for something useful.

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randiZ25 0

At the end of OPs paragraph she said "guess who has to explain this to all my relatives".. and nom said.. your dog. Got it now?

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EmilyShmemily496 0

in the butt! ;)

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JokeMeister 0

YOU picked him. AND. AND. YOU WOULD MARRY HIM!! that's on u, babygirl.

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green_eggs_and_h 0

Would you really want to marry someone like that?

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