By Baconcook3000 - 23/07/2011 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML
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NoobHat 6

She's what the common folk call an idiot.

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stfuitscindeeeh9 3

If she's like that then it was for the best.

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daisyloo 7

You took the words right out of my mouth 25. I don't really think your life sucks, unless you two were really serious. If that's the case, FYL:(

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Boygenius50 8

Then who was text???

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flockz 19

then next time its her birthday and she bitches why u didnt get her something just say u cant remember stuff of that little importance.

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juicedboi 7

That is the stupidest excuse I have heard for a breakup. I am surprised you even out 7.. I applaud your effort greatly my friend.

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dolphincheddar 10

you should said "kiss this" while pointing to your genitals. that bitch is dumb

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kewlkate 9

Its for the best if that chick was THAT crazy

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liy223 6

she was right. the relationship was bound to fail, but only because she cares about stupid stuff like that.

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j4gerb0mblitz 6

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss her goodbye

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UN1T3D 6

you should have said well 7 is a lucky number... obviously it is because now I don't have to deal with you! ;P. nah really though, that sucks.

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Idonebeenhad 17

you're better off without an OCD girlfriend

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agentx52 13

71- Clearly she's using that as an excuse to break up with him. It's obviously something else.

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pertained 12

lool, putting any amount of X's is still gay.

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roger507 0

I always thought kiss is a forrm of making love. Im now worried that they can even be used as a break-up weapon too.. damn love sucks.. big time.. no thumbs-down please (; but I mean it!!

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Thunderbender 2

So what you're saying is you were in relationship with a crazy bitch and some how made it out of the relationship un-stabbed? Sounds good to me.

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FurryPride 9

How does one have this thing called a "Girl friend" I've never heard of it.

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a_nutritionist 10

i guess all i can say is congratulations. and my condolences for the temporary hiatus your penis may endure.

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hcs4life21 0

160 - I think you mean "stupid"

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fckdupzf 0

u should have kicked her out of your life! ydi

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ise3 10

I said ydi because hes better off without someone like that

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jewfro311 0

Yeah.. Be happy you got away from her that easy..

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fatguy805 0

I completely agree I wouldve broken up with her jus for sayin that haha

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a_nutritionist 10

none of you are considering what its like for the poor girl. Today my boyfriend only gave me 7 kisses instead of 10, proving he doesnt care enough about me. FML ...just imagine living every day being that ******* stupid.

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getviolated 5

bet the bitch dots her I's with hearts

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stfuitscindeeeh9 3

I'm surprised he put up with her long enough. No guy I know would put an effort into putting stupid little kisses at the end of a text.

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fckdupzf 0

the fact that she literally counted and verified is dreadful!

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Dekoda 2

What do you see in her?

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UsernameIsUsed 9

sounds like she's probably good with her mouth

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eff5 0

I was thinking the exact same thing

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Thompyxxxxx 0

shes probably bigger in other areas than her mind

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PDeffinP 0

he sees his penis in her...

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theten_fml 9

probably a nice rack

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shannon1029 4

it's not what he does see in her, it's what he didn't see

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Leeshawbrown 3

58 - Lmao best comment I've seen today

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NoobHat 6

She's what the common folk call an idiot.

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picupbart 0

if you ask me, this fml's a fake. someone THAT picky is a bit... you know over the top. unless she's joking around

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wolfsheart 14

I would of dumbed her just for being that picky.

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shybear15 0

people actually count???

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baby_dee97 8

you would have dumbed her??

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Glassmaster 0

No, he would of dumbed her. Can't you people read?

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a_nutritionist 10

funny how the person who cant articulate worth shit has said he would "dumb" her for being picky rather than because shes an idiot.

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Sweej 1

You should be happy that whack job of a girlfriend is gone. Who the hell cares how many "kisses" someone puts at the end of a message?

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RiiOT09 9

I think the girl should have been glad he even added the "kisses" at the end.

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heyimzim 4

#6 nice picture haha

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Sweej 1

I was going for the more "creepy" look... LOL

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tayyters 4

uh a 12 year old girl would possibly...

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leemurcat 5

You deserve it for sending any 'kisses' at the end of a text.

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leemurcat 5

Not by crazy ass bitches

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ariannaa_fml 17

How could you forget something so important!?

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Shannon_LeaAnn 1

I hope your being sarcastic.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

He's completely serious!

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kikilaughsatyou 0

Duhhh. everyone knows you have to put 10 kisses!!!!

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iheartkanye 8

Look on the bright side, you can now find a much better girlfriend who ISN'T a crazy freak. (:

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