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Wow that blows...FYL
I'd just like to point out that because he didn't automatically assume it was you, that your personality isn't actually that bad!
" yea his ex was a ******* psycho!" "umm, I'm that '******* psycho'"
Sounds like you found your soulmate OP Should've asked him out, and then one day your ex will reveal to him that he's dating that pyscho bitch
Did he mention how you faked orgasms?!
She did say something, he didn't believe her.
At least you don't give off an immediate vibe of douchey-ness if he didn't even know it was you.
Sounds like she gives off a "You'll learn to be frightened of me" vibe.....very slowly
Wow that's just a tad judgmental, don't you think?? You have no idea what the circumstances of their breakup were.
That's ******* hilarious!
So is your pic, sir.
Sorry I changed it
At least he refused to believe you :)
Well, was he right though?
Psh, it'd be like NASCAR "And he pulls it out and... wow! Look at him stick in there. He really knows what he's doing! And it looks like he's pulling it out once again, what will happen next!?"
lmfaaaaoo!
Lol, what?
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At least you don't give off an immediate vibe of douchey-ness if he didn't even know it was you.
At least he refused to believe you :)