Love: Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved...

By callen5 - 10/03/2012 15:16 - United States

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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By GetAnotherRoomAlready - 12/03/2016 05:58 - United States - Singapore

Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo". It went on for around half an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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Denial

By Unreciprocated - 25/02/2016 06:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By JCruz411 - 21/01/2010 13:10 - France

Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML

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mpj13 8

Sunday 11 March 2012 3:04

I don't think she's your Skype

lainzilla 14

Sunday 11 March 2012 2:58

I'm not sure I see the problem here.

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lainzilla 14

Sunday 11 March 2012 2:58

I'm not sure I see the problem here.

NeatNit 32

Sunday 11 March 2012 4:16

Not sure if 2 is being sarcastic or not, but I honestly have no idea what the problem is.

lebronesque73091 12

Sunday 11 March 2012 4:39

23- She basically said that she doesn't want to be together forever.

lebronesque73091 12

Sunday 11 March 2012 4:41

*said that she doesn't want to be together forever.

lebronesque73091 12

Sunday 11 March 2012 4:42

Said she doesn't want to be with him forever.

Stealth_Void 4

Sunday 11 March 2012 4:59

Same here. I would kill for a girl like that.

wickedgames 5

Sunday 11 March 2012 5:41

Your girlfriend is singing Queen, she sounds like a keeper to me.

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 11 March 2012 7:04

34, your picture is very suitable for the situation..

CommanderBalls 10

Sunday 11 March 2012 2:58

oh boy.

ss_20_xx 14

Sunday 11 March 2012 6:12

One hell of a girlfriend.

xJVlental 4

Sunday 11 March 2012 3:04

um whats the problem?

mpj13 8

Sunday 11 March 2012 3:04

I don't think she's your Skype

Nikkisha16 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 3:54

I see what you did there...after, like, 10 seconds of contemplation.

Skyrizzle23 0

Monday 12 March 2012 4:15

I read that like 5 times and didn't get it until I looked at the comments.. Haha.

blushy 14

Thursday 5 April 2012 15:53

time to find a new girlfriend?

alexup24 13

Sunday 11 March 2012 3:04

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Show it anyway

MurphyS94 4

Sunday 11 March 2012 4:39

6- she's mean for being realistic and not giving him false hope for the future? Very few things last 'forever' and relationships are not one of them. Shit happens dude.

VoIdemort 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 4:47

No, she's mean because of how blatantly obvious and rude she made things seem.

ProhibitionRose 14

Sunday 11 March 2012 4:59

Depending on her sense of humor, it could've been a joke. A kind of cruel one, but :/

lionandthelamb61 9

Sunday 11 March 2012 12:55

Jeez Voldemort, look who is the dark lord calling the cauldron black. You freakin' killed Harry's parents and you're calling the OP's girlfriend mean??