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Well that wasn't very smart of your sister.
She needs to think more often. If he did I'm pretty sure she would announce it.
Taking this for how it is written "the surprise IS ruined" meaning it didn't happen yet, perhaps the sister was just wondering in general. There may be no surprise to be ruined and OP is just wishful thinking that her sister thwarted a proposal attempt.
This looks like a job for... The Forget-me Rock! *throws a rock with a giant F on it* Wait, what was I doing?
Sometimes people can be so daft. But it exactly wasn't her fault either. I guess she was just excited.
That shit cray.
Forget me rock eh? Sounds handy do they sell them at Target?
No. **** Target.
Target is for *******. You have to get your rock from that alleyway by that liquor store in the bad part of town between the times of 11pm and 3am. Ask for Terrell.
Target is for *******. You have to get your rock from that alleyway by that liquor store in the bad part of town between the times of 11pm and 3am. Ask for Terrell.
Rather that than your sister sleeping with your fiance, right? (FML reference)
138: I dunno about that--there's something extra-infuriating about the stupidity of this FML's dumb sister.
Surprise!!!
Ya work on your surprise face!
OP,call her back and say "did your bf break up with you yet?"
Retard sister is retarded.
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Show it anywayCongrats OP on getting married. Sorry your sister ruined it for you. That was stupid on her part. But good luck in the future OP!
Dude you can't even be talking bout funny especially since ur still a kid; anyways it aint bout your hotdogs or just plain stupidity. Yet we are here for OP sorry to hear that but at least your gettin married :D congrats!
OnlychildFTW Nice description, haha I wanted to check out the picture which led to reading it :D hah
Imagine her boyfriends reaction when she already knows about his proposal
Well that's an uh-oh moment
Red Hot Chili Peppers :D freakin awesome
I like you
I get the impression that dogs like the red hot chilli peppers... ;)
Start practicing your "Surprised" face! :)
Guess it doesn't work for everyone Caramel.
99 - nice try
Well congrats anyway! :)
If he's creative it'll still make a great proposal story
I agree, #9. Surprise only lasts for an instant anyway. OP, don't get all worked up about that part. It's about what he says and your response. It's not worth being upset with your slightly dim sister. She's excited for you and how can you get angry with that? Honestly, I thought the FML was about a nagging sister asking if it was ever going to happen. That would truly suck. But instead you've got two people at least who, presumably, love you. Count it all joy.
A slightly better idea would be to call the boyfriend... Or now husband?
*Fiance
52: I googled it to make sure before commenting. In french it's fiancé, in english it's fiance.
Wrong. It's standard to use an accent on the E. It is a loan-word after all. http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/fianc%C3%A9
I guess google isn't efficient (: thank you.
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Well that wasn't very smart of your sister.
Surprise!!!