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You should ask, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"
Til bitch do us part.
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Show it anywaySomehow, I originally read 'mom' instead of 'sister'. That was... Different.
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Show it anyway2 - That plus the original poster should have said, "I'm really going marry him if you really don't **** him." I'm blunt, therefore, I say it as I see it.
I love how many thumb ups this has.
OP: I'm in Alberta too. Hook me with your slutty sister and I'll make sure she stays outta trouble. ;)
What a dickk!!!
Most likely because she probably afterwards was shocked at the OP not marrying him after she slept with him. To the OP tell her "No because your slutty ass ain't invited."
Why are you inviting her to your wedding?
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Show it anyway^^ Sarcasm- you don't get it
Why are you still talking to her? If that happened before I'd bet you would hate her more than anyone else
I agree. Don't invite her. Problem solved.
Because she's paying for it, pretty lame that OP would take that jackasses money though.
What a bitch, don't invite her to your marriage!
True. Well, at least she found out what a tool bag he was before she married him.
139: Do me a favor and look at what time the past 3 comments were posted. Then you'll realize how stupid your unnecessary comment was.
Well that was mean of her.
Hey, your "tung" is blue.
Really? You think so?
Yeah I think so.
Hey Gtroll what do those words in red on your photo say? "I hate when voldemort.....without asking" is what I got.
That's so ****** up its not even funny. Man my sister would never do that to me or vice versa. What a crappy sister you have and I think she needs to get her ass kicked. Tell mom on her!
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Show it anywayAnd that's probably OP's sister behind him.
Is it awful that after reading this fml, I'm glad I don't have a sister which would make this kinda thing possible? I mean, I have 3 brothers and I just could not imagine a sibling doing this to me.
Hey hey hey, stay outta my shed!
You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"
I want to thumb you up like a million times. Shame that I can't.
You already posted this comment.
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Show it anywayI think the sister should be trying to get on OP's good side... not the other way around
Good point. Definitely read this wrong :S
...what's that supposed to mean!? Naw I'm kidding. You should pick a different food choice though.
15- no worries, happens to me all the time :)
..congrats. You're not a bitch :D
What she should be asking is if the new fiancé is good enough to sleep with... FYL OP for having a bitch of a sister...
Your picture never fails to give me a heart attack. ?
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Wow I would just not invite her if she was going to be such a bitch
You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"