By Anonymous - 16/06/2012 19:03 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML
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You deserved it 2 551

Same thing different taste

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nonnieluv 9

Wow I would just not invite her if she was going to be such a bitch

You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"

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You should ask, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"

nonnieluv 9

Wow I would just not invite her if she was going to be such a bitch

Sing_Along 7

That's simple. Ask her if she is sleeping with your fiancé this time.

TarieBoo 2

what i dont get is whyy the **** the sister would help pay all this money on the first wedding and then screw it up by ******* the groom?

22cute 17

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Somehow, I originally read 'mom' instead of 'sister'. That was... Different.

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2 - That plus the original poster should have said, "I'm really going marry him if you really don't **** him." I'm blunt, therefore, I say it as I see it.

OP: I'm in Alberta too. Hook me with your slutty sister and I'll make sure she stays outta trouble. ;)

KaylaDawnn 5

Some family you got there.

Most likely because she probably afterwards was shocked at the OP not marrying him after she slept with him. To the OP tell her "No because your slutty ass ain't invited."

Why are you inviting her to your wedding?

pandabear55 0

I will answer with a rhyme: Family is family and although they may suck, You must invite them to your wedding

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Why are you still talking to her? If that happened before I'd bet you would hate her more than anyone else

I agree. Don't invite her. Problem solved.

Because she's paying for it, pretty lame that OP would take that jackasses money though.

What a bitch, don't invite her to your marriage!

True. Well, at least she found out what a tool bag he was before she married him.

hahasooo 2

3 postings in a row talking about not inviting the sister.. we get it!

139: Do me a favor and look at what time the past 3 comments were posted. Then you'll realize how stupid your unnecessary comment was.

Hey Gtroll what do those words in red on your photo say? "I hate when voldemort.....without asking" is what I got.

Almighty_Chris97 6

It's "I hate when Voldemort uses my shower gel without asking", because you know he has no hair. Pretty funny eh?

sinner92 4

That's so ****** up its not even funny. Man my sister would never do that to me or vice versa. What a crappy sister you have and I think she needs to get her ass kicked. Tell mom on her!

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Lichinamo 33

^My money's on him being the ex fiancé

And that's probably OP's sister behind him.

Is it awful that after reading this fml, I'm glad I don't have a sister which would make this kinda thing possible? I mean, I have 3 brothers and I just could not imagine a sibling doing this to me.

jmayes414 5

Don't worry 122, it's not like this is typical or anything lol.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

You shouldn't invite her to your wedding. She's clearly scum.

shadexilmaendu 4

I don't know if you've seen the my little pony parodies on YouTube (look up shed.mov) but I read all your comments in parody fluttershys voice.

cheetahbaby96 8

She clearly likescum. Oh sorry, autocorrect.

You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"

I want to thumb you up like a million times. Shame that I can't.

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I think the sister should be trying to get on OP's good side... not the other way around

Good point. Definitely read this wrong :S

...what's that supposed to mean!? Naw I'm kidding. You should pick a different food choice though.

15- no worries, happens to me all the time :)

TarieBoo 2

but it is true.....bitches love some watermelon[:

What she should be asking is if the new fiancé is good enough to sleep with... FYL OP for having a bitch of a sister...

Your picture never fails to give me a heart attack. ?