By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 08:24 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML
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interesting33 36

Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side. An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.

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interesting33 36

Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.

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billyz77 24

Sure. He's fine. He always eats his ice cream and cries next to the toilet when he's dieting. That way he doesn't have far to go to purge.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Relieves emotional stress, has a treat, saves energy, and loses weight all at the same time. This man is a genius, leave him alone!

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cajekraze 7

The male period is a real thing. It's a hormonal cycle that can cause almost bipolar effects

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robocock19 2

Of course he's not okay he's obviously suffer from Bitchassntitis

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a1f0sff 25

It almost sounds like you broke up with him... but since that isn't the case, ask him what's wrong.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side. An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.

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then000bster 16

Op never said that they were female... It is not always safe to assume.

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Werken247 14

@72 It's not always safe to cross the street either, but we do it anyways.

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LolPieRofl 11

Oh my god Haylor is over! *Cries and eats ice cream on bathroom floor*.

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ChaoticBacon 6

Have you tried helping him or asking him what's wrong?

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buckdharma 37

The 5 second rule just doesn't apply if you drop an ice cream cone in the toilet.

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HowieDoIt 21

He probably just heard nickelback on the radio, I do the same thing!

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GoodLookingGeese 10

I like nickelback, nothing wrong with them.

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ColdplaySucks 18

Better than Coldplay; at least their songs are original.

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Enslaved 36

Admit it, you've all secretly sung "Rock Star" in your car-- when you think no one is around.

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

People who like nickleback should be put down, I decided.

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Baybiiie 11

#90 that's a matter of opinion. Enough said :)

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klovemachine 24

No, 90, just no :-P

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YinYangDragon 10

So you're posting it here instead of helping him? Such a terrible Girlfriend....

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joshiepo0 18

She probably tried to help him but since this is a reoccurring thing she turned to FML.

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Werken247 14

@6 You think all of this is happening in real time? Such a terrible FML'er...

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rattusrattus 18

Oh god, what is wrong with him? Eating ice cream in the bathroom is gross. Tell him to take it to the front room or something. And, y'know, console him.

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a1f0sff 25

Ok, fine. Coffee? Even strawberry is better than vanilla.

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Enslaved 36

Vanilla with chocolate chips? (though I prefer gummy bears)

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theunlovedemo 10

Vanilla is amazing! Ben and Jerry's especially!

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crazytwinsmom 25

Chocolate's the best for emotional distress.

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LolPieRofl 11

Guys guys, everyone can agree that mint is just plain ****** up!

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TurquoiseJesus 15

If you eat, and enjoy, mint icecream, then you are, objectively, a bad person.

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Lant 6

Hes in touch with his sensitive side

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vanessa09865 23

i think he wants a sensitive side touched, if you know what i mean ;)

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kzai 16

Well someone's got to wear the pants in that relationship.

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jmcgee17 20

Chuck Norris just might shed a tear.

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tomhofer 14

Chuck Norris is so tough he has a third fist instead of a chin

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