By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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You deserved it 2 632
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Pleonasm 35

"Honey, can't you see I'm on a date here? Don't be so selfish! It's always about "Me, me, me." Can't you just let a guy have a nice time with his girl without getting calls every five minutes from his needy wife? *to the date, away from phone* the nerve of that woman..."

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DocBastard 38

You should start seeing other people too - divorce lawyers.

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Pleonasm 35

"Honey, can't you see I'm on a date here? Don't be so selfish! It's always about "Me, me, me." Can't you just let a guy have a nice time with his girl without getting calls every five minutes from his needy wife? *to the date, away from phone* the nerve of that woman..."

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mega20913 8

I can't believe that you had time to write all that without losing the top spot

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mega20913 8

I can't believe you had time to write all of that without losing the top spot

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mega20913 8

I can't believe you had time to write all of that and without losing the top spot

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klovemachine 24

"moments around impact"

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iluvFMLs15 19

Sounds like you have expertise on this matter lol just kidding.

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Puffytruffles 18

You're a independent black woman who ain't need no man! Yeah screw him, you deserve better if he doesn't value your relationship.

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Pleonasm 35

I think it's supposed to be a reference to a meme or chain message from facebook or something. I don't think he's racist, just that it's not a very well known joke.

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tigergirl13 3

It's not racist it's from a comedian on Comedy Central.

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Squygm 7

It can also be one of family guys many black jokes.

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Harshdfml 14

It's about time, that asshole needs to have his Ass dumped..

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ladyLALAA 28

Get proof! Divorce his ass and take his house! What a douchebag!

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

That's horrible. I'm sorry OP. You'll find better than that ass bucket.

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coolboy675 16

How dare you interrupt him while he's on a date with Siri?! Can't you let the poor man have phone sex once in a while?!

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AH1Zviper 15

The closet thing a man can get to phone sex with Siri is " I found 18 strip clubs in your area. "

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mb2_native 15

Or "ooohhhhhh". Seen it on YouTube, and I had to try it, took about 4 tries to get Siri to say it. I couldn't stop laughing. Siri can be funny when you know what to say, but most time takes a few tries :p

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GothickNihilist 15

Time to file for divorce OP.You deserve better than a man, who treats you like this.

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supportcommand 17

I think you should **** one of his friends. That's acceptable payback.

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lilhellian 26

But when the husband finds the video on his friends laptop, she won't be able to easily get the house in the divorce...

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ManInTheMachine 19

Yes supportcommand, because stooping to the husband's level puts OP on the moral higher ground. I seriously hope you don't really think retaliation is the answer.

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supportcommand 17

# 38. To be totally truthful, no, I don't actually think that this is the best course of action for op. but what really gets me is why you are so concerned about whether I was joking or not.

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ManInTheMachine 19

To be honest I don't give two *****, I was hoping for your sake more than mine.

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supportcommand 17

It seems like you do, since you stated that you seriously hope that I don't think that retaliation is the answer. Sounds like you care to me.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I said I 'seriously hope' the way I would say 'I seriously hope the United States gets over their gun issue' even though I live in Canada, so whether they do or don't is irrelevant to me. I would just pity them, as I would pity you if that was in fact your mentality. You seem to care a great deal about whether or not I care, though. Is there a reason why? Are you trying to instigate an argument, or are you genuinely curious?

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supportcommand 17

Genuinely curious. No need to have an argument. We went through that before, remember?

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Codezlol 21

I care that you care that he cares but she doesn't care we all care as a cumulative entity we all really don't care. Unless we care, then the prognosis is that we ultimately care. *hides*

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False_Stupidity 41

*reads comment 75 several times* << BOOM! >> *brain explodes*

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Kalipczo 21

Cheating is never acceptable in a committed relationship.. It's time for either a long talk or diverse papers.

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supportcommand 17

I think divorce papers would be more effective than diverse papers.

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mega20913 8

"diverse papers" are the papers like different colors or something?

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CSC_fml 5

Diverse papers is summary of all the types of papers including divorce that OP will be filling out.

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False_Stupidity 41

@ #59 I wouldn't want to divorce Jesus Christ, even if I was female and married to him.. think of the ultimate celebrity prestige!

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carry_on 19

You should go ahead and decide on a divorce, I think you could do better.

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