By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
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queen_awks 16

You could have just spat it out instead...

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DocBastard 38

So now your boyfriend knows that you spit instead of swallowing.

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Comments

Corrupt_waffles 13

I am so glad you were able to give something intelligent back to the FML community.

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YaboyVinnie 21

Be glad it was gum and not the c-version of it.

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ApologyKick 25

Chewing gum? haha no I'm assuming you mean either cud which would be terrible or also chewing tobacco which would also end tragically.

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Pyapi 20

Not sure whether you are incredibly innocent or just trying to make a joke

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enchi999 8

What makes you think OP performed oral before kissing him?

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ICastillo 24

I don't know what you mean #2? Chocolate or caramel or coconuts? I'm in the dark here.

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daniel_dd31 13

Chewing cum really? Is that suppose to be funny?

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happle 21

I'm sure it would have killed on the school bus.

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YepThatsMeee 23

Is it preschool day here?? What's with all the up votes for #5 and down votes for #12??

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queen_awks 16

You could have just spat it out instead...

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witchdoctor1 9

Apparently OP likes to swallow

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TheElBurrrito 21

She's apparently not good at either of those.

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Damian95 16

I knew it would be bad as soon as I read "swallowed my gum"...that and it bein an FML and all.

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DJrEddyLeb 7

You should of just spat it out... Smart one xD

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leadawg75 12

You could have read the comment above yours, smart one.

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TheRandomIndian 17

You could have read the comment above yours, smart one.

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Poppipuff 14

You could have comment the smart above yours, read one.

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DJrEddyLeb 7

Umm lol? We posted them at the same time? Dont u know whats a coincidence? Smh

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CharresBarkrey 15

I didn't thumb you down because you said the same thing, I thumbed you down because you said "should of."

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TheRandomIndian 17

59 you posted it 2 minutes later.

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apollojon 11

Meaning #6 opened the comments, didn't see #3, waited a few minutes WITHOUT refreshing the page... then commented. Coincidence? Its possible :P

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hienzburgess 9

I don't understand how you ended up spitting it on his face. We're you still making out with him while choking?

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enchi999 8

OP would have stopped kissing him if she was choking.

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Pyapi 20

Because spitting out the gum requires too much efforts, that's why

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BubbleGrunge 18

What about "hold on hot stuff, let me dispose of my gum?"

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fylx100 19

Exactly. Now it's a bad/embarrassing thing to be caught chewing gum by your boyfriend?

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TheRandomIndian 17

Maybe he gets angry whenever she has something else in her mouth

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happle 21

Then she'd probably get a new boyfriend.

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NickaPLZ 26

Would've been so much easier to just say "let me get rid of my gum."

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