Pregnancy, Weird and Love: Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still...

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 17:42 - Pakistan

Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML

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You deserved it 10 128

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Mineola

Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 349

You deserved it 11 518

Grow up!

By UpTheDuff - 20/04/2023 12:00 - United States - New York

Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML

I agree, your life sucks 580

You deserved it 776

By babyblues - 20/11/2012 19:45 - United States - Woodhaven

Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 892

You deserved it 31 003

By LadyDeadpool88 - 04/02/2014 14:50 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 937

You deserved it 7 291

Overreaction Man

By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 23:00

Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 651

You deserved it 710

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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You deserved it 5 598

By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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You deserved it 16 641

Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 237

You deserved it 188

Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 166

You deserved it 477

By OhNo - 02/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Castlewood

Today, despite the fact of being together two years, and having a daughter, my fiancée still refuses to tell her parents about us. We're getting married in six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 843

You deserved it 5 945

funnyguy2697 6

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:23

good thing youre not married yet

megank12 17

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:26

I hope your child doesn't get his or her intelligence from your boyfriend. Good luck!

Comments

funnyguy2697 6

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:23

good thing youre not married yet

HowAreYouToday 34

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:27

I think if they were married, the boyfriend/husband wouldn't have been so freaked out.

RpiesSPIES 27

Sunday 10 March 2013 4:51

#7 iirc, there's another FML where someone's fiance is hiding her and her kid's existance from his parents... So it can still get worse for OP.

DyslexicPanda 12

Sunday 10 March 2013 7:00

Yea 43, it makes me wonder if this fml is just someone's attempt at rewording and reposting that fml

fml121785 14

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:31

Well, they live in Pakistan too so it might be highly frowned upon or against his families beliefs.

Cilleemaan 4

Monday 11 March 2013 3:25

True, if they were married, the boyfriend/husband wouldn't have been so freaked out about this. But he would be getting freaked out about other similar things in life. Do you really want to live with a guy who 1) doesn't take precautions against unwanted events and 2) cannot handle unwanted events. If you stay together, getting pregnant "accidentally" is not going to be the last unwanted event in your lives. But since there is a child involved, maybe go for counseling. He could benefit from some "cognitive behavior therapy".

gerzayngh 5

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:23

Smart boyfriend

VannahJane 17

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:42

I hope thats sarcasm

xxmollyxx 25

Sunday 10 March 2013 3:04

I'm sure he was deadly serious

CareFace 16

Sunday 10 March 2013 3:04

Obviously not #22... His parents would probably not let him see his girlfriend for a week if they found out...!

PuggieKid 22

Sunday 10 March 2013 5:30

Said no one ever.

Yourheadache 19

Sunday 10 March 2013 9:35

hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband....., I think he's protecting you, because... they're rapin everybody out there.

felipe87 2

Sunday 10 March 2013 18:19

Lets hope that the genius from the father does not get passed down to the kid.

klutz44 28

Tuesday 12 March 2013 4:49

This is what Lifetime Movies are made of. "The Hidden Child - man hides his son's existence from his parents for 18 years"

FlamingTacos 7

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:25

Sounds like a flawless plan to me

hilda_kitty 16

Sunday 10 March 2013 5:18

Your name and picture is simply wonderful.

megank12 17

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:26

I hope your child doesn't get his or her intelligence from your boyfriend. Good luck!

chottu 16

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:26

What??? I really feel for you OP, the father of your child is acting like a child :( Tell him he needs to approach this situation with maturity because if he thinks that he can get away with hiding a kid from his parents he's not showing the responsibility that a soon to be father needs to have.

chlorinegreen 27

Sunday 10 March 2013 9:48

He's acting like a child!?! He probably IS A CHILD!! Lol I mean he can't even tell his parents because he will get in trouble. I'm 22 and not pregnant, and if I got pregnant I wouldn't be in trouble but would be looked down upon more then anything.

chottu 16

Sunday 10 March 2013 22:01

I'm a big believer in taking responsibility of your actions. He's 20, the moment he turned 18 he ceased being a minor and became an adult. He engaged in a (debatably) "adult" activity and got her pregnant. If he was adult enough to get her pregnant he should be man enough to hold his head up high and tell his parents. I guarantee his parents will have a more positive reaction than if they find out their son is hiding a grandchild somewhere and thinks he can get away with it.