Love: Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided...

By saxophone911 - 13/04/2013 15:52 - United States

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 281

You deserved it 44 405

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 518

You deserved it 38 444

By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 630

You deserved it 19 524

By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 847

You deserved it 54 009

Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 702

You deserved it 5 035

By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 218

You deserved it 3 279

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 586

You deserved it 3 641

By locker - 16/09/2010 20:06 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 654

You deserved it 13 758

By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 936

You deserved it 5 523

Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 652

You deserved it 8 783

Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 019

You deserved it 3 888

Bakarra 22

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:31

Well now you have time to get to know him while you escort him to the school nurse :)

Shortay123 14

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:33

I'm sure if you know him well enough it wasn't too big of a deal. Just laugh it off and make it up to him. (: Text him and say "Sorry about the other day, I hope your fingers aren't damaged too bad. Perhaps I could make it up to you by taking you out to lunch?" There is always a way to turn a seemingly unredeemable disaster into an opportunity. (:

Comments

Bakarra 22

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:31

Well now you have time to get to know him while you escort him to the school nurse :)

Lindahhxd 7

Saturday 13 April 2013 20:10

Maybe this will insinuate a great story. You have something to laugh about later on if he took it lightly!

ohgeejosee 19

Saturday 13 April 2013 20:26

Well I guarantee he was surprised!

Bakarra 22

Saturday 13 April 2013 20:32

Im pretty sure you meant fire, that's clearly fire on your head sir

Bakarra 22

Saturday 13 April 2013 20:42

I'm gonna say #33 probably meant instigate- to bring about or initiate, although it also sounds kindof strange in this context

ApollosMyth 22

Saturday 13 April 2013 22:15

Let's make it easy and say that the word was "make".

cloudygirl5 16

Sunday 14 April 2013 0:24

Today is Saturday, how would you even have school today?

evilplatypus 38

Sunday 14 April 2013 1:00

70 - Just a few things: 1: Thread-jacking = not cool 2: It takes a while for these things to get through moderation; it could have been submitted yesterday 3: Every FML is required to start with "Today" regardless of when it actually happened. This could have happened two years ago for all we know. 4: Some rare school systems/private schools/specialty schools actually do have Saturday classes

liv_graham 7

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:31

hopefully he'll understand it was an honest mistake. maybe control your enthusiasm next time.

SuperKnuckels 6

Saturday 13 April 2013 23:34

"And that kids, is how i met your mother" lol

ollie179 21

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:31

Oh he's gonna fall for you easily now!

anon80214 15

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:32

Hopefully this will be something you can both look back at and laugh at later. It's not like you meant for it to happen. FYL and F his life.

SammyS2012 21

Saturday 13 April 2013 20:32

youre right! before we dated, my now boyfriend tossed a pepsi bottle at me nonchalantly and it ended up smacking my face and swelling my lip. After three years of dating, and we still laugh about the incident. dont worry OP, it can happen!

TypoH 7

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:32

Looks like you've lost all the chances of being with him.

Bakarra 22

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:42

I can't tell if it was originally "all one chances" and was edited or if sir pie corrected it incorrectly however the best way to say it would have been "lost all chance"

fdupagain 11

Sunday 14 April 2013 0:26

'Sir pie' was pointing out that this was one incident; one encounter; one chance. There is nothing in the original post saying or implying that there were prior chances- so saying 'lost all chances' is not exactly correct. I've also noticed that every time 'sir pie' comments, you seem to comment right after. Stalker out admirer, let's let the FMLers decide.

Bakarra 22

Sunday 14 April 2013 0:35

I refer to him as sir pie because of a previous thread in which I accidentally called him sir by typo, also I happen to appreciate his brand of humor so forgive me