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That's going to be an awkward one to explain to her next boyfriend....run forest run!
Have'nt we had enough FML's tp prove even family isn't always there?
Damn... what was she thinking.
50 Just because you are blood related doesn't mean you can't be disowned, excommunicated or anything else like that...
I agree #11, especially in such a visible place!
im surprised that no one pointed out #1's misspelling of Forrest
I knew God created texting for a reason
Life is like a box a chocolates ya never know what your gunna get...i guess this box really screwed him over haha
I guess I'm the only one that finds this FML sweet and kind of hot?
#97 She probably used the OED version
Ha don't get family tattooed either because they arnt always there for you an example my sister !!!!!
Just because there is a blood bond doesn't make them family I consider the people who actually took care of me as family rather than the blood family who treated me like shit
I'm surprised he made it out of the house. +100 to Endurance.
Courage required to complete break-up: over 9000.
89- although I don't really like your comment, I will thank you for properly using the subjunctive.
#89 She's
Good luck getting rid of her now...
Show her something, too... the door.
OP's door is probably a fine piece of carpentry, but what is he going to do about his psycho girlfriend?
He's going to hit her with the door.
OP is trying to break up with his girlfriend, not break up his door.
In this case, sacrifices must be made.
I always knew that this would happen. I'll put on the Druid outfit and retrieve the appropriate number of maidens for this.
OP: " Knock knock!" Psycho girl: " Who's there?" OP: * SLAM* " THE DOOR!"
Tell her, "Baby there are many guys who share the same name as mine... It's fine". That's your best bet
Then she'd have to specifically look for another guy with Ops name, to justify that response.
That should make it easier... not harder.
I agree. That alone would have been breakup incentive for me.
Easier? Now she would be a fuckload more physco if he broke it off..
85, Scary? No. Hilarious? Yes.
Dont catch me im the gingerbread man!
At least it's not her name on your chest.
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That's going to be an awkward one to explain to her next boyfriend....run forest run!
Good thing you can still break up with her.