By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
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ulquiorra102 10

Always good to have such a supportive father.

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ulquiorra102 10

Always good to have such a supportive father.

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OnlyAvailableID 28

The boyfriend would probably say "Gawwwwrsh darlin', my family still loves you, gahuck. You're always welcome in the Goof Troop."

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PleaseStayChill 9

#32-It's creative comments like your that keep me coming back to FML. Keep up the good work.

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PleaseStayChill 9

I did forget an "S" in my last comment. But, unlike you, I remembered to type out the rest of my comment. And does that make my comment any less creative?

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iAlissa 34

On the flip side of that, 58, your comment was degrade-worthy.

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LolFMLnot 10

60 there is a "thumbs up" button specially made to show your appreciation.

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lisslyi 19

Is it just me or does that sound really sweet. :)

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kaimariebee 15

That's harsh. If you love your significant other though that shouldn't matter and hopefully in time your father will learn to deal with it.

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mmizbbz210 13

i am going through the exact same thing. except my parents disowned my kids and i as well. if you love him then stick with him.

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maosquare 18

My father in law punched me in the face when I asked him for permission to marry his daughter. I still like to think he did it out of shock though my broken nose keeps telling me otherwise.

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Zebediabolical 39

I wish my ex-father-in-law had punched me in the face when I gave him the courtesy of asking for his blessing. Would have saved me four years of my life and enough money to buy a lightly used Ferrari.

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BeccaHugs 17

I don't think your dad would react that way without good reason. But you could try to get your "goofy bastard" of a fiancé to prove his maturity and you will remain in the will.

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edvin_fml 10

I totally disagree. The boyfriend shouldn't need to *prove* anything to the father. Last time I checked, being a 'goofy bastard' was simply a subjective personality trait, not some kind of defect that needs fixing; if the father doesn't like the guy's personality - well he can go to hell, because he's not the one marrying him... It seems to me that the dad is acting like a 'colosal jackass' which is far worse than 'goofy bastard'

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jojimugo 20

If all OP's husband to be vices are being a goofy bastard, i say it's a win have you seen the dating scene today , it's filled with cheaters, drug addicts abusers and all sorts of characters. I say keep the dude forget the will

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EvilUndead 9

People aren't as good or smart(Or whatever) as you think. It is highly possible that he did it without any good reason - "just because"

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Kalipczo 21

Ouch... Time to sit down and have a long talk with dad. Try to figure out why he doesn't like your boyfriend. Or maybe he was just kidding and has a dry sense of humor. Congrats on proposal btw :3

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pastispast 7

is your dad leaving you a chunk of money

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Redglare 8

Obviously not if she marries him. As mentioned in the FML.

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DocBastard 38

"Well Mom married a goofy bastard, so I guess she and I will be even." He was probably just bequeathing you his old rusty golf clubs anyway. No big loss.

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MidnaLink 33

If he's serious, let's hope she wasn't getting much. Love your stories by the way, Doc. The latest one was pure gold.

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Welshite 39

Stories that are pure gold?!? Doc, I need you to tell me these stories; I'll sell them and make a fortune. Heck, I might even buy a better cane for you.

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Fail_me_darko 5

I always wanted a set of rusty golf clubs :).

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