By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34

He's a shitty boyfriend.

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davek 36

He should consider himself, erm, dumped?

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HowAreYouToday 34

He's a shitty boyfriend.

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ohgeejosee 19

He doesnt have the emotional strainth to do it himself. Psh.

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DaftDude 11

I don't think almost anyone has the will to shit on someone's welcome mat.

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HowAreYouToday 34

... You're a bunch of thread jackers.

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DaftDude 11

#49 So it's completely unnaceptable to reply to a reply? If you want your thread back, the boyfriend is indeed lacking of courage and morals. It's rather an unusual situation.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Yes, he is indeed devoid of decency, and should be executed by guillotine. The scumbag. The thread is well and truly on track now.

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LolFMLnot 10

When I first read this I thought the boyfriend took a dumb on OP's welcome mat

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autumndobbs 11

Well that's a crappy situation.

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gurly98 13

Just like your comment.

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Pleonasm 35

Because all of yours are just /stellar/. See, all these: vvv

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Shrike 23

17- Crappy just like your 57 rejected FMLs, I'll bet. And didn't you just make an almost identical comment just below this one? For shame, your trolling sucks.

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sux4u121 10

Make that 58 rejected now. My guess was he tried to submit "Today, I was bullied on the internet FML."

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

#48- I'm trying hard not to laugh the whole house awake after reading your comment. I'm no good at holding laughs in. Arrrgh!!!

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clever_name_here 7

17, you just got burned by 28 and 48. How does being a troll feel now?

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DDCA 24

Correction. 58 denied FMLs. I hope # 17 is not as boring as their failed attempts to get an FML posted.

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gurly98 13

Uh no, your comment is considered a crappy clean up job!

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onealmxwilson 18

Yes shit. There was shit on the doormat.

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Grootensliven 10

Guess he doesn't feel very welcome

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perdix 29

What a cheapskate! Why doesn't he spring for a paper bag and a lighter?

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lukeyhoward79236 17

He's such a turd. He's gonna be the one who's crapping. When you get a hold of him that is.

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Llama_Face89 33

That was truly awful... Good effort, I suppose.

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goodoldave 17

Welcome Home :-)

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