Haunting

By right - 02/08/2013 14:08 - United Kingdom - Weymouth

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Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
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WorryNot 19

Like its something you can control

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meggieeee92 15

Nobody has cute ****** faces. Tell him to look in the mirror next time he comes.

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WorryNot 19

Like its something you can control

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mn_shr 22

Well it was OP's first time. The face will be easier to control with time.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

#22 no one should have to ever control their ****** face.

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gc327072 30

That's like trying not to scream after getting your foot run over.

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negb 30

Honestly, most people's ****** faces aren't super gorgeous. When you have an ******, I think you'd rather enjoy it than think "Oh my god, ok calm down. You can do this. Have a pretty face. Look hot for him."

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KinkyCurly 13

^Yup. It would totally turn me off if I had to focus on controlling my face.

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EvanEvanEvan 3

That's fairly funny.I would close my eyes if I were OP

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Caitie_kid 8

Pillow over face. Problem solved for both both parties.

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meggieeee92 15

Nobody has cute ****** faces. Tell him to look in the mirror next time he comes.

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Black_Rose97 9

that might be hard to do.. we usually keep our eyes closed

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OscarDV 8

11- idk about you, but I like looking at whoever's giving me the ******. So I guess closing your eyes is the same thing ;)

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Damned_Architect 25

In fact, one's ****** face is called a "**** face" for a reason; because it ain't pretty looking.

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slooby_fml 25

That sucks since you can't control it. He should just be happy that he gave you an ******

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ryanthecheeseguy 18

Next time just pretend you don't ****** and chew him out for his bad sexual skills.

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Wizardo 33

The Exorcist was seriously one of the funniest films I've ever seen, if anything your O face wasn't scary.

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noelasis94 18

So he's saying you don't have a pretty O face?

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Ctrl_H 18

Well when you put it that way...yah

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cottoncandymango 17

At least you weren't faking your orgasms. Ungrateful boyfriend you have.

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