By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 008
You deserved it 5 045
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LithFlavored 10

#1 has it right. you deserve better than that

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Spider_Web 11

What she did was pretty ****** up. I'm surprised her superiors were only anal enough to suspend her. I would've hoped she'd be a little bit more screwed

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iBanana 17

Well, my co-worker smashed my other co-worker in the boss's office. If that's not enough, one of them was the son of the boss. It's like, 1+1= x^97•¥>9.01^12. (That's supposed to be complicated as ****.)

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yourdepression 3

Think of it this way you are the smartest of your friends. That should be something to be happy about.

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TheCanucklehead 22

#66 complicated? You serious bro? The answers clearly, obviously, undoubtedly so epic, that it flabbergasts us all. A very unique and heralded answer. It's banana...

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iBanana 17

Shucks, I thought you were gonna say orange.

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MTCoralReefer 10

yea suspended seems like a light punishment. now I know not to eat at burger king anymore ;-)

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lesley3r3 22

Even more of a twist op is the boss ;)

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tpm45 25

Number one... Oh yes. Anyways, I hope you have a hot coworker, OP. As many have said, Karma's a bitch... You'd better hold to it. :p

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PterodactylMan 23

A new leaf has sprouted on the tree of life

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puggypark 14

Op should just dump her. What a waste of time.

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ohsnapcrackers 6

the world would be a better place if all the ***** dated all the man-****** and the nice people dated other nice people.

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grantproper 2

#84 and what, you're doing the separation into categories? got a *****-radar? do share!

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ChrisPavs 17

Hopefully you aren't still together. Agreed with #1

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CommanderCman1 15

You don't need a girlfriend who would do something llike that, time to find a new one

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Cian_1 28

It is time she got suspended from the relationship, too. :P

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AGB10 19

Id be surprised if she WASN'T fired for doing that..don't you think

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Rhoperix 7

Damn, that really sucks... But at least you know. FYL op.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Just curious... Where does she work?

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jnaust 8

Walmart of course. Or if watching crappy tv taught me anything, she works as a nurse in the ER.

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assassinbanana0 20

I don't really think it matters in this FML. What matters is that OP's girlfriend cheated and he had to find out in such a way

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VeganVampyre 26

Now I'm wondering... How did he find out? Did she really just come home and say, "Hey babe, I just got suspended for having sex with a coworker, so I'll be home for the rest of the week. How was your day?" Because that seems... odd.

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Emily062611 6

I know my husbabd's coworkers and he knows a couple of mine so we'd probably find out something like that through coworkers. Or, for example my brother drives his girlfriend to work, so her boss has called him before to tell him she'll be getting off early. Maybe the boss called.

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Emily062611 6

Hmm... I can't figure out how to edit my comment from my phone, but that should be "husband".

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rossdavids 16

I'm sure there will be a happy ending for you if you forgive her. If you know what I mean

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Pesticides 19

Because op totally wants what her co worker is getting right?

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Spider_Web 11

Maybe OP can shoot for a threesome *wink wink*

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LostDN 9

Just no.. just don't type or speak again.

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Allornone 35

Screwing someone at work only gets you a suspension? Good to know...

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Enslaved 36

If it's the boss, you get a raise. Gotta know who to mess with.:P

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webbface 25

Haha word #56, if you're going to dip your pen in company ink, you'd better do it right!

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