By love-shot - 17/08/2013 08:24 - United States - Hays

Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML
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Jake_Hale 7

@OP Stan... Is that you?

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TheCanucklehead 22

I thought Slim Shady killed Stan by neglecting him

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Kyp_kingofhearts 12

It's good to see that I wasn't the only person who thought of Stan.

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pnutbutternjelly 15

That is the exact thought that came into my mind when i read this.

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AmbienDreams 20

Me too. I thought "well at least Wendy's usually pretty nice about it!"

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aJaguarinRed 9

Apparently one person had not seen the Aspen Timeshare episode. Staaan Daaarsh. Stan Darshydarsh.

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TotomatoJr 9

Brace yourselves, the Stan Marsh comments are coming! Lol

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gracehi 31

You did NOT give me enough bracing time, man! The Stan Marsh comments are already here!

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helpfulwhale 12

And that, my friends, is why we carry listerine breath strips. In moments of crisis like this, you just pop one in and get back to the kissing.

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Welshite 39

I am going to have to say that is disgusting. Wash your mouth out or something before you swap spit, half-digested food, and stomach acid with the person you are kissing.

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Bano360 25

Some classy girl gave a friend of mine a bj after throwing up. He had to go to the doctors a few days after.

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helpfulwhale 12

I was clearly being sarcastic, 8.

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Welshite 39

No, you weren't. I'm so tired of people taking the "I was being sarcastic" excuse. I think it's quite obvious you need the definition of sarcasm, so here you go: sar·casm /ˈsärˌkazəm/ Noun The use of irony to mock or convey contempt. Synonyms irony

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gracehi 31

She might not have technically been sarcastic, but she could have simply been making a joke. You don't know what's in her head...or...DO you??? O.o

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ksks1234 33

10-- are you sure he went to the doctor due to her vomit bj?

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helpfulwhale 12

People like you are really obnoxious. It was a joke. Get over yourself

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euphoricness 28

To be quite honest, it's pretty hard to tell if someone is being sarcastic over TEXT. I mean seriously I could be sarcastic right now! /insert sarcasm ... The world will never know

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Enslaved 36

What's wrong with vomit kisses? Who doesn't love the taste of Doritos? :P

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Daiyuki 5

Are you insinuating that Doritos taste like vomit? I love Doritos ;-;

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MEM0817 18

It's just a phase you'll move past it eventually! Try not to let your nerves get the best of you and just take each kiss for what it is. I remember those days... The butterflies and apparently for you, throwing up. Hahaha.

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fancyturdhat 11

You're going to have to find a new crush with a puke fetish.

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perdix 29

Like "Two Girls, One Cup" fans.

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nerdking21 10

Why would you bring that up?! Some of us tried very hard to bleach our minds of that!

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MEM0817 18

If she's just talking about a crush and throwing up... I can't imagine her old enough to be having sex. Not to say she isn't, but from the sounds of it, I doubt it.

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

Just because you have a crush on someone doesn't mean you aren't of age to have sex. My English teacher has a crush on a man at school and she 's 46. The throwing up part though, that IS iffy..

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gracehi 31

I don't think she was suggesting that you're ever too old to have a crush, but that if a mere crush fills you with such anxiety that you vomit it likely means that you have little to no experience with romance or sexual activity, which usually means you're young.

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bribecrazyy 14

who said it's a girl? could be a guy....

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