By crushed - 14/09/2013 17:04 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Just tell him this: "If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one." Then give him the calculator so he can see for himself.

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tabbydionysis 18

Looks like your relationship just doesn't add up!

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Nyx_fml 23

Just tell him this: "If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one." Then give him the calculator so he can see for himself.

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soccerstar1996 18

I think would be a lot less complicated to say she was the pi/2 to his sin (x) and together they'd be one

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Murilirum 23

Buy him a new calculator and give it to him (still in the package) to show you care about his calculator but don't know what happened to it. That will rebuild any connection lost in the accusation.

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vipirius 18

Dude, do you know how much those calculators cost?

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The_9th_Doctor 18

try to explain it to him. maybe he'll listen

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hcollins1 18

Maybe that's his weird way to try and talk to you?

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ElricMustang 23

I dunno about you, but I wouldn't wanna start any relationship with my SO with "Remember how we meet? When I blamed you for stealing my calculator just to get to talk to you?"

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hcollins1 18

You never know, some people can be weird like that.

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tabbydionysis 18

Looks like your relationship just doesn't add up!

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NoFlippinWai 24

If the relationship was furtjer along, theyd have to divide their possessions.

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kurodansei 16

Nay! This is an opportunity! Tell him he can have it back if he takes it's place as your math tutor... well if you had the calculator it would work.... maybe..... OPPORTUNITY!

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ninad7 12

...well that's one way to get him to talk to you

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emilycb93 12

Well if you didn't actually steal it, then he has no reason to not like you. Just tell him you didn't steal it, and flirt with him.

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JaegerMayCry 13

What I uave to wonder though is what OP did to that guy in order for him to accuse her of stealing his calculator

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Knightchaser27 25

Maybe she has a similar calculator

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vipirius 18

Maybe he sent the same e-mail to everyone in the class in hopes that someone would confess, that's what I would do anyways.

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Jared900DUmpling 30

He probably thinks that graphs have nicer curves than you. Even still, he's probably not the one for you.

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DFresh503 8

Sounds like dude is a nerd. Nothing wrong with that, but just be aware of it OP. Us needs are hard to deal with. Don't come between a man and his calculator!

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Welshite 39

I have three scientific calculators. I treat them like my children.

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MrSassypants 32

#I treat my calculator like my child as well. I push his buttons, keep him in my backpack, and drop him on occasion.

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skyeyez9 24

Some calculators are expensive. I'd want it back too.

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MrSassypants 32

That "#" was supposed to have a number twelve after it, by the way. I just want to make it clear that I wasn't using the pound key as a hash tag. I don't do those kind of things; I think they're stupid. #thetruthhomey4realziez

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Redgrass7 7

Word you stole his calculator? Let me know if that works ima have to try that.

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