By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
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AlittleSanity 11

You should have followed that up with the statement "unless you aren't man enough to make that happen". Would have loved to see his face then.

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iSativa 24

Well you've already made it obvious. Might as well go for gold at that point.

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yawateverok 10

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MikeT8705 10

There should be a way to give a thumbs up to the FML staff. Alan's comment is great.

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The FML staff's comments should be immune to downvoting and flagging...

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Not_Impressed13 9

I agree with #24! Any chance of fixing this, Alan?

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yawateverok 10

um im smarter then u al!!!

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azwethinkweiz87 11

I really hope you're just trolling now because your comments are the epitome of stupidity.

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AlittleSanity 11

You should have followed that up with the statement "unless you aren't man enough to make that happen". Would have loved to see his face then.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

If I was OP I would have followed that up with "and I ain't no holla back girl", winked, and walked away. Well, that's at least what I do when I get flustered by a cute girl. It works every time, they never call me back!

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twinkiefeets 17

He will think she's a crazy stalker. They haven't even been on a date and she's asking him to marry her.

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starile 19

Or she's exposing that she's his long lost sister. Duh.

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RedDragonx32 8

best ever first comment. you guys are so wit :)

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deepunder 17

Reminds me of true pick up line " how r the kids? Oh wait, that's the future" . Or something similar anyways

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Maximusmime 20

That would just annoy me. Instant rejection.

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iSativa 24

Well you've already made it obvious. Might as well go for gold at that point.

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Cartera 10

That's when you just look in his eyes with a creepy smile until he walks away. Maybe even drool a little, that's optional though.

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DrownedMyFish 18

That's terrible advice. I find that following them home, leaving anonymous letters in their mailbox, and looking into their house from the bushes works better. I know my crush's daily routine. Everything from the time he gets up to what he like to eat for breakfast. Do the same and he will be so surprised to find out that you know so much about him that he has no choice but to love you, OP.

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Welshite 39

Amateurs... What you really do is handcuff yourself to them.

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DrownedMyFish 18

12, perfect idea. I'll be sure to take notes. That way OP and her crush can truly become one and he will see that they were made for each other.

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starile 19

Soon enough you'll be able to introduce him to your collection of his hair you've been dutifully categorizing over the years, labeled with the exact date, time, and what he was doing each event you collected a hair sample. Just make sure you're excitedly anticipating him popping the question right after!

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AshaaFerreira 22

You only collect their hair.... Damn I guess the nail clippings a collected is just to much.... It makes me look like a stalker doesn't it?

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Amama_fml 30

Ok, I am officially terrified with this thread. Enough internet for tonight.

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mominzed 19

I'm sure she was already drooling. ahem!

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killuhand 12

what is really the FML is you can't talk to a cute guy without acting like a flounder

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brokenman5 6

Well at least he knows you like him now ;p

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Sea_shelle 12

Cross your fingers and hope he thinks you're cute when you're flustered!

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clumsycarolyn 17

whoa my friends name is Megan Thomas.. That's kinda wierd

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perdix 29

#15, so if she bumps into that same cute guy, she can use the smooth line, "If we got married, I wouldn't have to change my name!" That'll work.

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MissCharlotte_fml 26

Your picture goes great with your comment.

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Chellec2013 28

Then why is your name clumsycarolyn meagan?

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perdix 29

#15, yeah, it is. You'd better tell your friend some girl on FML was trying to hit on her husband!

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nightowl713 25

It's weird because Megan and Thomas aren't common names, am I right? ._.

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rt156 16

I actually found this FML very cute.cute guys make u feel helpless,you just think straight and you end up saying silly stuff

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Cartera 10

totes coot omg. i luv wen boiz tel meh am prity 2. maekz mai lyfe.

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3yellowzebras 19

#68, I believe #66 is just taking the piss, seeing as he is 29 years old and all

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