Love: Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree...

By lovehurts - 14/10/2013 16:02 - United States - Wayne

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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Taking it too far

By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

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Did she say yes at least?

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 11:00 - Norway

Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML

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You deserved it 3 916

Worst party ever

By Dumbass - 10/01/2019 12:00

Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML

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By Stephanie - 14/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

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You deserved it 60 214

Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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You deserved it 7 475

By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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You deserved it 5 188

AhouKaho 11

Monday 14 October 2013 22:33

Well you were almost sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

emirie 21

Monday 14 October 2013 22:33

I hope the tree wasn't too tall.

Comments

emirie 21

Monday 14 October 2013 22:33

I hope the tree wasn't too tall.

tanekdrachonae 19

Monday 14 October 2013 22:49

Cheer up OP, he may think it was worth it. :-)

YoureABuzzkill 9

Monday 14 October 2013 22:53

Your kiss was so fantastic that you blew him away, right out of the tree.

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Monday 14 October 2013 23:25

I'm happy to hear and surprised that people still do romantic things like this. I thought they became anachronisms

OzzMonster 10

Monday 14 October 2013 23:55

Am I a bad person for hoping the tree was moderately tall?

EduJav321 24

Tuesday 15 October 2013 0:38

It's like straight out of a cheesy romantic comedy!

klovemachine 24

Tuesday 15 October 2013 8:07

Love hurts sometimes

BrotherPhil 35

Tuesday 15 October 2013 10:23

Yes.

Bcfrmkc816 17

Thursday 17 October 2013 8:19

Wow must have been some kiss

aimzskee 30

Tuesday 8 July 2014 12:42

Obviously her kiss stumped him

XAndrea_MalikX 16

Monday 14 October 2013 22:33

Aww !! I hope he's ok and did he jump to get away from you ? Because if he did that's horrible !

Llama_Face89 33

Monday 14 October 2013 22:49

Probably just surprise.

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Monday 14 October 2013 23:43

#2 It said fell not jumped.

qwapteam 8

Wednesday 16 October 2013 23:34

BITCH ALERT! BITCH ALERT!

obiewankenobi 1

Monday 14 October 2013 22:33

There should be a "his life sucks" option

skitsmuffin 6

Tuesday 15 October 2013 1:23

Seriously. Op could have paralyzed him.

TheBrightSide00 16

Tuesday 15 October 2013 4:19

Yes...because OP is an evil genius and has mastered the kiss of death.

skitsmuffin 6

Tuesday 15 October 2013 6:02

Uh people fall off little ladders all the time and break their necks. It's not that funny. Some "little" accident changing someone's life

sicksadworld1317 30

Tuesday 15 October 2013 11:29

@98- You do have a valid point. I had a friend in elementary school who was sitting on the hood of a car one day and fell. The way she hit her head took her out of this world- it was a freaky thing. Thing is though, it's life. We fall down and go boom even as adults, and luckily there usually isn't serious damage. I believe the general rule is if no one got injured, it's ok to laugh; and since this made it to FML I thing we're in the clear :)