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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 00:10 - Australia - Ascot Vale

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2024 19:00

Today, my boyfriend and I introduced our parents to each other, and they seemed to have already met somewhere, so I asked them about it. At first they seemed shifty, then guilty, then admitted everything. They’ve actually known each other for decades as part of the same swingers group. FML

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By isaacBENNETT - 17/03/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

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This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By mydadsgonnakillme - 08/02/2013 07:13 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

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By TearfulDaughter - 19/01/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML

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By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:01

And she stayed for the entire 1 hour interrogation without running away screaming? Hold on to this one, friend. Hold on to her like grim death.

emeraldisle 30

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:58

I hope she now understands why it took you so long to introduce her to them.

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jamnglamgirlie 17

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:56

I'm sorry about your parents. :( Hopefully you two are still together?

barbsillvy 10

Saturday 16 November 2013 8:00

Wow!! That's creepy and gross... I'm sorry OP.

thatgirl1299 11

Saturday 16 November 2013 15:20

#32 next time only reply if it has something to do with instead of snagging a ride to the top

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 16 November 2013 16:13

I thought that said "shagging a ride to the top" I'm thinking... That's how its done!

SarcasticShade 16

Tuesday 19 November 2013 5:23

She should have told them she doesn't "swing" that way.

JMichael 25

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:57

Your parents sound like a lively bunch.

Absoluezer0 12

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:57

Well you know. Nothing like some incest and swinging to get the "juices" flowing.

TheHons 7

Sunday 17 November 2013 4:34

You kinky little shit

emeraldisle 30

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:58

I hope she now understands why it took you so long to introduce her to them.

iknowiwantyou 13

Saturday 16 November 2013 6:23

I'd never introduce my significant other to my parents if I knew they were inbred trash. or talked like they were.

mpsteve137 15

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:58

Sounds like they approve of her at least

BubbleGrunge 18

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:58

Well, if your girlfriend is still around, she's a damn keeper! A sense of humor goes a long way!

SWC_Penguin 17

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:01

Rawr

DocBastard 38

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:01

And she stayed for the entire 1 hour interrogation without running away screaming? Hold on to this one, friend. Hold on to her like grim death.

Bcfrmkc816 17

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:32

Ya but keep her away from your parents.

noobsatin 19

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:03

them are some freaky dinky parents.

Gangsterrface 10

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:03

If I were you, I'd never bring home another girl. That's just weird. At least she stayed though

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