By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 737
You deserved it 4 120

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I bet this the same girl that wanted to make a sex tape with her uncle as the camera man.

Now the question is if her cousin is male or female.

Comments

ashalayx 13

really? i thought you just stick around because who doesnt love incest right?

Why go straight to dumping? They can at least try to talk it out. Either way it's OP she's dating, and I'm sure there's more reasons for that than the fact that he looks similar to the cousin.

Well possibly I don't think she was since it was posted here I am not into all of that. Why would your number one reason to date someone is because they look like a relative

Maybe she just thinks her cousin is attractive. That doesn't mean anything. Or maybe her cousin and the OP share a distinguishing feature. Not enough detail; I demand a follow-up

cryssycakesx3 22

17, how do you talk out looking like someone?

Thinking a cousin is cute isn't a big deal, I have cousins who are really cute, that doesn't mean I'd date them...EWW! (and they are married) Anyways, telling a boyfriend/girlfriend that may not be the best idea.

She doesnt have to SEXUALLY like that he looks like her cousin. Honestly, she probably thought it a cool, little coincidence.

frizz101 22

Hey op's girlfriend might not even be related, they could only be cousins through marriage example her uncle could have married a woman with kids from a previous relationship or vise versa. Or her cousin could just be incredibly good looking. The only real reason OP should break up with her is for the fact that she is dating him for such a shallow reason. Thinking a cousin is cute doesn't automatically mean incest.

So, one of the main factors playing into OP's girlfriend's love for him is the "cool, little coincidence" that he looks like her cousin?

I don't know why you got a single negitive comment bro. I don't know about you but incest isn't sexy

I bet this the same girl that wanted to make a sex tape with her uncle as the camera man.

evan_7899 28

Indeed that would be a family we should cast in to the sun to prevent them from spreading their cross-bred, twisted, incestual genes any further.

martin8337 35

Remember the Trailer family on In Living Colors family dozens?

cryssycakesx3 22

I think some of the people commenting are inbred.

I dunno "CryssyCakesx3" you might look a little inbred to some people too >.>

jazzy_123 20

like I said, its a family business :o

#32 Or give them their own tv show on TLC....

incoherentrmblr 21

*plays Addams Family theme song*

Now the question is if her cousin is male or female.

I dunno about you guys, but where I'm from, cousin lovin is frowned upon.

arandomusernameaa 20

Maybe her cousin is just really hot :/ (still eww... time to find a new gf)

That's ****** up. I hope you can figure it out.

dantee2005 33

Why do you say that like it's such a normal thing?

Why do you say that like it's such a normal thing?

arandomusernameaa 20

well... He is from Cleveland...

cryssycakesx3 22

I'm going to get lynched, but cousins are people too and can be good looking people at that. acting on is is what makes you a creep.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

My cousin is hot... I'm not sexually attracted to him by any means, but I certainly think he's a good-looking guy. And if he weren't my cousin, who knows?! ;D Kidding, but OP's girlfriend isn't necessarily a creep. It's not really bad to think your cousin is an attractive person.

Personally I think the worst part of this FML is that the thing she likes most about OP is that they look like somebody else and that their physical appearance is the most important thing.

RedPillSucks 31

she also may have been joking and OP didn't pick up on that.