What have you been up to?

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 07:08 - United States - Fairfield

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Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML
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184886837272837 32

Looks like you've got another case on your hands....

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184886837272837 32

Looks like you've got another case on your hands....

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Ambient25 24

The Case of the Lacey Black Thongs....yes I blame the CIA

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ohnowhyme123 15

well looks like that case will end in divorce.

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ChevyRedneck85 13

Maybe he bought them for you? Just looking at all the possibilities

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perdix 29

#14, looks like you foiled their caper! The mysterious "chem trails" are lacy black thongs dropped randomly to cause trouble and dissension among the populace. People at war with each other are in no way able to unify in rebellion against the government. You must have some of that contraband tin in your hat :)

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mealsonwheels 12

# 1. I'm saddened by the fact that you missed the opportunity to instead say: well gang looks like we've got another mystery on our hands.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Maybe it was an early Christmas gift?...

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briggsopposed 8

#1, how do you log in with that name???

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LilTiki559 13

Surprise! YAyyy.. . . they're. .for youu..Honey. . Its the only color you were missing..?

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Golden_Rydes 3

R u sure your daughters thong didn't get mixed in your laundry?

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arsenicalhumor 30

@102 Only if OP has a daughter.. And if they put laundry under the blankets on their bed..

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Stheno 14

what a dick. Hope you throw him to the curb.

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Hey, a man's gotta experience life on the other side now and again.

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pistachiopanda 19

Your husbands version of a hard case sounds a lot like cheating..

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LilTiki559 13

Who knows how many Hard Cases he's worked while you've been at work..on a limp case, with no end.

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MissBubblesXoxo 17

I would suggest you to confront him about it! Hear him out. if he is indeed cheating, dump his ass!

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Ambient25 24

Considering that everyone is suspecting him of cheating, he could always be exfoliating. Check his legs for shaving.

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Dcm210 19

Wow, nobody deserves to be cheated on. I hope everything works in your favor.

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captainObviously 15

U deserve it

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FiFiLovee 26

"And May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor" popped into mind when I read #6's comment... :P

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CedarWood 1

Eekk I hope they weren't still in bed when you walked in so sorry op :( what an ass

inkdeath87 18

It clearly said that her husband wasn't home, actually read it next time.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

It also says OP got INTO the bed so unless this happened... Hello hunny. Hello random woman. If you don't mind, I'm just going to squeeze into bed here and... and... WHAT IS THIS?! A THONG?! ...then I think she was alone.

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Ihavegas 22

busted! case closed? but feel bad for you now.

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TattooInvasion 14

I really don't think the case is closed... I'm pretty sure it started a new one...

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BlesstheSilence 11

Makes me wonder if he owns lacey black thongs...or he's cheating.

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zandalee 19

They may have been Goldilocks! Your bed was just right...

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Simbaby 23

He owes you an explanation for this one .

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