By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 20:07 - France - Sardieu

Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was "stuck in traffic" two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in my "best friend's" bed. FML
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NessaMae 19

It seems so hard to find anyone faithful these days. People suck.

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etoilenuit 15

Inform her that she is now single.

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NessaMae 19

It seems so hard to find anyone faithful these days. People suck.

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unkhammun 5

#28 he was saying his girlfriend might have. A clever reply to #1's comment that people suck, meaning his girlfriend might have been sucking. I'll leave it up to you to figure out what she might have been sucking.

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anythingmustbe 18

I'm thankful that someone understood what I was trying to convey.

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RabbitOfAurora 28

I took that as the girlfriend found somebody faithful in OP.

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katt_is_here 24

If you are looking for an example of a faithful relationship, FML is probably the exact opposite place you should look.

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etoilenuit 15

Inform her that she is now single.

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Weird_situations 13

And inform your "best friend" that his is no longer your friend.

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booze_n_bitches 37

I hope that's ex girlfriend ! Not that she was technically your girlfriend? Uh, I'm confused now...

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iAlissa 34

I guess this comment applies to any and every FML now.

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ThatPlankton 15

I can't tell if I find this phrase more, or less annoying to have to read on all the comments as opposed to the "shitty situation" comment.

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anythingmustbe 18

Did she win? By win I mean the great prize which is herpes.

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CobraLazerFace 21

Two Best Friends Play! The hypest cheating on FML

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mn_shr 22

To do list: 1. Dump girlfriend. 2. Excommunicate "best" friend. 3. Live happily ever after Of course you're left with the option of beating the shit out of friend between steps 1 and 2. Sorry OP.

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junkman6 22

I say you act like his friend for a while then soak his underwear and socks in capsaicin. Then beat his ass and excommunicate him.

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dreadbeat69 12

I don't think any of the blame should be put on the friend. The girl chose to cheat by her own free will. He just reaped the benefits.

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sig4life 18

The blame should be split evenly. A best friend would not partake knowing that he will not speak to his best friend ever again. You sound like you are the same as his best friend. I hope none of your friends trust you like a best friend. They would be in for it.

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katt_is_here 24

Men are not total animals that lack control. If the girl came on to him, and he was a decent guy, he would have told her no and told his best friend immediately. That's what a real man and a true friend does. They both get equal blame.

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ButterflyHaze 25

You mean ex-girlfriend, right? FYL, OP. That sucks so badly.

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Zimmington 21

How do you know it was Twister? It could've been naked charades.

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the_zero_article 15

*mimes vigorous pelvic thrusting* "You're a...terrible best friend? No? You just wanna ****? Okay!"

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